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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 17 Sep 08 7.31pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Ode to Kerry Katona

In Atomic Kitten with Jenny and Liz
I'd love to watch your gigs and jizz
But then you went right of the tracks
and now I w*** to Basement Jaxx

 

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 17 Sep 08 7.46pm

You were the 3rd
member of Bros
when they shot to fame,
I'm trying really hard
but I cant recall
your name

(was it Ken?)

 
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fubar 17 Sep 08 8.10pm

shamelessly inspired by Mr Sash

Kerry Katona

Car-crash lifestyle, uber-chav
News of the World, front page binge
Atomic Kitten not methinks
More like toxic minge

or

Kerry Katona
Fukc off and drink Vapona

 

too far gone.. aint no way back

this post was sponsored by fubar.com

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eagleeye Flag The dark side 17 Sep 08 8.44pm Send a Private Message to eagleeye Add eagleeye as a friend

Dolly Parton,Dolly Parton
I may not always love you..
But with your amazing chest
you are my favorite duo.

"I'm more popular than Jesus Christ"
that's what John f**kin' Lennon said..
Jesus will live forever,
but Lennon,youre just dead.


Shania I'm home
get your clothes off for me
I wanna screw yer
cos you sure aint ugly.

 

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eryr Flag Caerphillydelphia 18 Sep 08 10.01am Send a Private Message to eryr Add eryr as a friend

Poor Karen Carpenter, she didn't want to die,
If only she'd eaten that banoffee pie,
Or eaten the top row of pasties at Gregg's,
And whooffed down that plate of ham, chips & eggs,
She wouldn't be boney, tight skinned and gaunt,
She'd look like Katona off to Iceland on a jaunt,
She wouldn't have ribs like a bag of spanners,
She'd look like that fat bitch Michelle McManus.


 

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"No, I am a Selt. You are a Sunt."

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright

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Uncle Focker Flag 18 Sep 08 10.32am

Terry Scott and Rolf Harris
Me and my bruvver used to listen to you when we were two little boys.
We never played "gayly" though, nor did my bruvver lock my granma in the loo.

These days we've grown apart, and if he did fall off his horse my bruvver can go fcuk himself as I won't be there to catch him.

 

Gone away
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EagleEyedAlbert Flag ...too far north of the water. 18 Sep 08 11.12am Send a Private Message to EagleEyedAlbert Add EagleEyedAlbert as a friend

Geri Haliwell
Came to us from hell
Solo career didn't go so well
you tried though, fair enough
do you have a ginger muff?
i bet it kicks out a right ol' smell.

 

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npn Flag Crowborough 18 Sep 08 11.15am Send a Private Message to npn Add npn as a friend

Dear old Lulu
You made me want to shout
Wooooo
Shout
Wooooo
Shout
Wooooo
Shout
Wooooo
Oh yes, and rip your throat out you irritating Scottish midget

 
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braunstoneagle Flag the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 18 Sep 08 11.20am Send a Private Message to braunstoneagle Add braunstoneagle as a friend

morcheeba

oh the godfrey brothers
your first 2 albums were sublime
then your head got turned by others
you changed direction and your music turned to slime

Edited by braunstoneagle (18 Sep 2008 11:20am)

 

‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway
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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 18 Sep 08 4.42pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Ode to Jazz

Oh kings of Jazz I love you so
Davis, Bird and Mingus
You really get girls in the mood
for a bit of cunnilingus

To change the mood
James Brown I pick, to listen to Maceo
That takes it from the fanny fun
To a great bit of fellatio

Edited by The Sash (18 Sep 2008 4:54pm)

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 18 Sep 08 4.52pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Ode to Rod

How do you do it Rod the mod
So many women
and never a munter
you even had that Rachel Hunter
How do you do it Rod the Mod?
When you are such an ugly c*nt-er

 

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matt_himself Flag Matataland 18 Sep 08 5.43pm Send a Private Message to matt_himself Add matt_himself as a friend

Oh Aswad,
I bet you live in a hip pad,
with a stereo that is kickin' bad,
You put to fingers up to those who said your music was a fad,
by partying with women who were scantily clad.

Don't Turn Around was your big one,
With a booming bassline like a machine gun,
It shines everyday brighter than the sun,
And is still as sweet and lovely as an iced bun.

 

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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