I Pucker Lips Now

Harold Camping prepares to kiss some ass after thousands of Christians blame him for his responsibility in them selling all their worldly goods.

I'm an unnamed celebrity, get me out of here!

An unknown number of possible celebrities enter an unidentified hostile region in an unnamed country, possibly in the Southern Hemisphere, where they don't perform gruelling tasks in front of a definitely fake television audience who then vote (metaphorically, of course) for their least favourite of these possible celebrities who they've never seen or heard of to be voted out.

This week, controversy reigns as possible celebrity X takes out a superinjuntion to avoid rumours that he/she's been sh@gging possible celebrity Y.

If punk ever happened I'd be preaching the law, instead of listenin to Lydon lecture BBC4

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

The DRT Dozen

Lee Marvin leads a band of twelve desperado soldiers on a suicide mission to destroy the controversial former HOL members top secret bunker in Hastings.

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

DRT Dancing

A naked painter and decorator tries his hand at 'touching up' Patrick Swayze's @rse.

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (27 Jun 2011 10.30pm)

I disengage, I turn the page.

The Peter Reidipus Complex

The former hardman midfielder meets up with a few old Everton pals, including Graeme Sharp and Neville Southall, and talks frankly about killing his dad and w*nking over his mum.

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''