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Originally posted by VeganPower
My dick's not hard right now, but it's ready when the appropriate moment arrives When would that be? When you see a particularly sexually provocative parsnip?
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Originally posted by bubble wrap
I am a flexatarian. Went to a Vegan BBQ once and was close to cooking my own arm after the food was served up. A BBQ without meat is not a BBQ. Its a gathering of palefaced, mainly ginger haired, freckle faced, green jumper, anorach wearing boring t***s. Its like going in the pub and they only sell water. You hit it on the head. What a load of trollop in the vegan sect. I read this and thought what a load of cr@p: [Link] I will stick to my bacon sandwiches and nice big T bone steaks etc.
Supported Palace for over 69 years since the age of 7 and have seen all the ups and downs and will probably see many more ups and downs before I go up to the big football club in the sky. |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
When would that be? When you see a particularly sexually provocative parsnip?
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Is it true that vegans cannot maintain an erection due to the lack of animal fats in their system? Totally. Especially the female ones.
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
That's given me a boner as well. And that's not something that happens often.
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Originally posted by elgrande
And why is it that veggies/vegans want to eat food that looks like sausages/burgers....why not look like flowers or plants. Because of the special feeling they get from having a nice plump sausage in their mouths.
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
That's given me a boner as well. And that's not something that happens often. Happy to help
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Happy to help I bet
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Originally posted by VeganPower
Also, another reason for not eating a dear even after it has been shot to protect crops is to prove to people that it is perfectly possible to live without eating meat. f*** trying to put a jonny on a wasp
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
When would that be? When you see a particularly sexually provocative parsnip? A happy, healthy, carefree free-range cow or pig, eager to express its gratitude for not being eaten.
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
If that was a selfie, it's not a flattering angle and your lady bits really stand out. Edited by NickinOX (19 May 2017 3.01pm)
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Another of Neil Shipperley's goal celebrations I didn't need to see.
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