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morganistic Flag 19 Sep 08 2.02pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Depressing nights, staying in,
with A Certain Ratio,
strive so hard,
to ease my blues,
with auto-fellatio

 

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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Jake d'Eagle Flag in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 Sep 08 2.11pm

Spandau Ballet I never liked you
Except for one song you did - True.
It got me laid for which I'm Grateful
But you also did 'The Krays' film
Which was fooking dreadful

 

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

[Link] Transformation is Happening
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eagleeye Flag The dark side 19 Sep 08 2.20pm Send a Private Message to eagleeye Add eagleeye as a friend

They called the Beatles the greatest of their generation,
but to me they were not.
I couldnt even like those scouser cnuts
when I was high on pot.


Neil Young,
you leave me cold,
have a coronary
on that heart of gold.


Whitney Houston
what a drugged up slapper
I'd like to shove a grenade
up her crapper !

 

Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a s**t
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Proud to be an Infidel....Can't wait for the next crusade !!!
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SpikeyMatt Flag Fishing for condiments 19 Sep 08 4.34pm Send a Private Message to SpikeyMatt Add SpikeyMatt as a friend

Thought I'd preserve one of the funniest threads EVER on HOL.

Cracking stuff chaps.

 

Twitter!

Justin Bieber: the singing amoeba
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Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 19 Sep 08 4.39pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

Heather Small

Search for a hero inside yourself?
How about you just fu*k off?

 
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smiggs Flag folkestone 19 Sep 08 4.50pm Send a Private Message to smiggs Add smiggs as a friend

Stock Aitken and Waterman
You thought you made the 80's tuneful
Which one of you thought of em
Cos you should be shot.

 

Fatty forgot his fuckin hotdogs
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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 19 Sep 08 4.55pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Ode to Courtney Love


Even though you've been around the block
I want you and me to sin
I'd let you hold onto my throbbing c0ck
And touch your celebrity skin

Apparently you have a 'Hole'
Which i'd stuff with my banana
It probably won't even touch the sides
But I'd lead you to real 'Nirvana'

You're a rock godess
The living queen of grunge
I want to lie on top of you
And penetrate your clunge

FH


Well done Nick on a superb thread. It would take too long to comment individually, but there are a lot of cracking posts. Deservedly Gold.


Edited by Forest Hillbilly (19 Sep 2008 7:44pm)

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (19 Sep 2008 7:47pm)

 

I disengage, I turn the page.
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morganistic Flag 20 Sep 08 1.33am Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

absolutely. top quality thread from the word go. rollocking first post nick. set the tone. you get to take away a magnum of Barclays' champagne. with a chance to enter Gabby later.

Bangles' babe Susannah Hoffs
i'd eat all your verrucas,
and splish and splash
and splosh around
in your cervical mucus

 

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 20 Sep 08 8.43am

Quote morganistic at 20 Sep 2008 1:33am

absolutely. top quality thread from the word go. rollocking first post nick. set the tone. you get to take away a magnum of Barclays' champagne. with a chance to enter Gabby later.

Bangles' babe Susannah Hoffs
i'd eat all your verrucas,
and splish and splash
and splosh around
in your cervical mucus


Ode to Gabrielle

dreams can come true
sang the pirate visaged kind
If i jizzed in her good eye
she'd be completely blind


Edited by nickgusset (20 Sep 2008 8:44am)

 
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Uncle Focker Flag 20 Sep 08 10.55am

Quote nickgusset at 20 Sep 2008 8:43am

Ode to Gabrielle

dreams can come true
sang the pirate visaged kind
If i jizzed in her good eye
she'd be completely blind


Bravo Sir Nick of Gusset.....

a fine ditty that is so witty!

 

Gone away
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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 20 Sep 08 1.43pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Rihanna

Your songs are crap, your music's poo
I want to sh*t all over you
'I don't want to be a murderer' is what you sing
But I'd happily kill you with a gun, broomhandle, chair leg or anything.

 

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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NickinOX Flag Sailing country. 20 Sep 08 2.20pm Send a Private Message to NickinOX Add NickinOX as a friend

You are a cider drinker
I've put acid in your brew
You are a cider drinker
And some strychnine too
Oh arr oh arr arr
Oh arr oh arr ey

 

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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