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Seth On a pale blue dot 21 Sep 08 7.48pm
Marc Almond A poser, not a punk Collapsed onstage With a bellyfull of spunk This famous urban legend About a well-known queer Is in fact completely false As you can discover here: [Link] "You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down" FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16
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On a pale blue dot 21 Sep 08 7.48pm

Marc Almond
A poser, not a punk
Collapsed onstage
With a bellyfull of spunk

This famous urban legend
About a well-known queer
Is in fact completely false
As you can discover here:

[Link]

"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down"
FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16

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fubar 21 Sep 08 8.19pm
Marianne Faithfull The Stones stood round aghast While Jagger did you with a Mars But after you'd got those sweets of Micks, Keith and Ronnie DP'd you, with a twix too far gone.. aint no way back this post was sponsored by fubar.com
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Marianne Faithfull

The Stones stood round aghast
While Jagger did you with a Mars
But after you'd got those sweets of Micks,
Keith and Ronnie DP'd you, with a twix

too far gone.. aint no way back

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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 21 Sep 08 8.33pm
both of these odes are true stories... Ode to Soft Cell I once did some work for marc almond and dave ball apart from collect their equipment i did f*** all* I asked pint sized marc about the 2 pints of ball juice, he said twas bollocks but it was no use trying to convince Joe public that it was a lie, then he thanked me for driving said hello, waved goodbye. apart from hang about for 3 hours after the gig then deliver some very dusty and very old synthesisers back to Dave Ball's studio in Kensal Green Ode to M.E.S* I also did work for the Rowche Rumble man, who's had 600 people, in his fantastic band. the f*er deliberately, locked me keys in the van. But despite him being an annoying t, I did forgive him, for despite all that, The man is a legend every song's f**ing great, and at the end of the job Smith said 'here's 50 quid mate' Edited by nickgusset (21 Sep 2008 8:35pm)
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Shizzlehurst 21 Sep 08 8.33pm

both of these odes are true stories...

Ode to Soft Cell

I once did some work
for marc almond
and dave ball
apart from collect their equipment
i did
f*** all*
I asked pint sized marc
about the 2 pints of ball
juice,
he said twas bollocks
but it was no use
trying to convince Joe public
that it was a lie,
then he thanked me for driving
said hello, waved goodbye.

*apart from hang about for 3 hours after the gig then deliver some very dusty and very old synthesisers back to Dave Ball's studio in Kensal Green

Ode to M.E.S

I also did work for the Rowche Rumble man,
who's had 600 people,
in his fantastic band.
the f***er deliberately,
locked me keys
in the van.

But despite him being
an annoying t***,
I did forgive him,
for despite all that,
The man is a legend
every song's f***ing great,
and at the end of the job
Smith said
'here's 50 quid mate'

Edited by nickgusset (21 Sep 2008 8:35pm)

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Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 22 Sep 08 12.28pm
Barry White - Legend of Luuurrve, Your songs made people shag, But you got far too massive, and wound up in a body bag. You made such sexy music, It got the panties dropping. But the pall bearers at your funeral, Could feel their gonads popping. Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, Come on over to the Mothership, baby [Link] Transformation is Happening
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in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 22 Sep 08 12.28pm

Barry White - Legend of Luuurrve,
Your songs made people shag,
But you got far too massive,
and wound up in a body bag.

You made such sexy music,
It got the panties dropping.
But the pall bearers at your funeral,
Could feel their gonads popping.

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

[Link] Transformation is Happening

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EagleEyedAlbert ...too far north of the water. 22 Sep 08 12.42pm
Liam and Noel Dig Out Your Soul Fin. "IS HE!!?" -Can often be found on HOL Radio chatting Palace-related nonsense: Catch it here, Sunday Nights 8pm: [Link] HOL Radio Twitter: [Link] Me on the Twitter: [Link] "You don't own a dog & bark yourself, do you?"
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...too far north of the water. 22 Sep 08 12.42pm

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Liam and Noel
Dig Out Your Soul

Fin.

"IS HE!!?"

-Can often be found on HOL Radio chatting Palace-related nonsense:

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HOL Radio Twitter: [Link]

Me on the Twitter: [Link]

"You don't own a dog & bark yourself, do you?"

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Seth On a pale blue dot 23 Sep 08 6.19pm
Paul McCartney married Linda In my view he should've binned her But Heather Makes Linda look clever "You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down" FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16
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Seth

On a pale blue dot 23 Sep 08 6.19pm

Paul McCartney married Linda
In my view he should've binned her
But Heather
Makes Linda look clever

"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down"
FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16

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morganistic 24 Sep 08 2.21am
Hello there US jazz vocalist, name of Curtis Stigers, you're scared of yellow stripey things, but you're not fussed either way about wasps. is this correct? [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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24 Sep 08 2.21am

Hello there US jazz vocalist,
name of Curtis Stigers,
you're scared of yellow stripey things,
but you're not fussed either way about wasps.
is this correct?

[Link]
''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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EagleEyedAlbert ...too far north of the water. 24 Sep 08 5.06pm
de do do do, a bit of geordie rock de da da da, but your singer is a cock he can shag all night but only if the ladies right I really rate The Police But Sting is f*ing se "IS HE!!?"* -Can often be found on HOL Radio chatting Palace-related nonsense: Catch it here, Sunday Nights 8pm: [Link] HOL Radio Twitter: [Link] Me on the Twitter: [Link] "You don't own a dog & bark yourself, do you?"
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EagleEyedAlbert

...too far north of the water. 24 Sep 08 5.06pm

de do do do, a bit of geordie rock
de da da da, but your singer is a cock
he can shag all night
but only if the ladies right
I really rate The Police
But Sting is f***ing s***e

"IS HE!!?"

-Can often be found on HOL Radio chatting Palace-related nonsense:

Catch it here, Sunday Nights 8pm: [Link]

HOL Radio Twitter: [Link]

Me on the Twitter: [Link]

"You don't own a dog & bark yourself, do you?"

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Mr Statto Ifield 25 Sep 08 8.37am
Quote morganistic at 16 Sep 2008 12:22pm Sabrina you're a dirty bitch, in bed i bet you're reckless, i'd love to get my big dick out and give you a pearl necklace And here is the delightfully mammaried Sabrina, dancing around topless (NSFW obviously) [Link] That's just the ramblings of a madman
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Ifield 25 Sep 08 8.37am

Quote morganistic at 16 Sep 2008 12:22pm

Sabrina you're a dirty bitch,
in bed i bet you're reckless,
i'd love to get my big dick out
and give you a pearl necklace

And here is the delightfully mammaried Sabrina, dancing around topless (NSFW obviously)

[Link]

That's just the ramblings of a madman

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fubar 25 Sep 08 10.14am
Quote Mr Statto at 25 Sep 2008 8:37am Quote morganistic at 16 Sep 2008 12:22pm Sabrina you're a dirty bitch, in bed i bet you're reckless, i'd love to get my big dick out and give you a pearl necklace And here is the delightfully mammaried Sabrina, dancing around topless (NSFW obviously) [Link] mamma-ry mia! a monumental pair too far gone.. aint no way back this post was sponsored by fubar.com
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fubar 25 Sep 08 10.14am

Quote Mr Statto at 25 Sep 2008 8:37am

Quote morganistic at 16 Sep 2008 12:22pm

Sabrina you're a dirty bitch,
in bed i bet you're reckless,
i'd love to get my big dick out
and give you a pearl necklace

And here is the delightfully mammaried Sabrina, dancing around topless (NSFW obviously)

[Link]

mamma-ry mia! a monumental pair

too far gone.. aint no way back

this post was sponsored by fubar.com

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morganistic 25 Sep 08 11.07am
nice statto. here she is just two weeks ago on italian telly, looking like she'd been to Dani Behr's comsetic surgeon but still looking sexy as fck, performing Boys again, looking forward to the second single Sabrina Attachment*: sabrina organising stuff.jpg (31.09Kb) [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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morganistic

25 Sep 08 11.07am

nice statto. here she is just two weeks ago on italian telly, looking like she'd been to Dani Behr's comsetic surgeon but still looking sexy as f*ck, performing Boys again, looking forward to the second single Sabrina

Attachment: sabrina organising stuff.jpg (31.09Kb)

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 28 Sep 08 6.54pm
You sang 'Boys, Boys, Boys', then your tit fell out, Sabrina. I bet you've got no money now, and you work as an Office Cleaner. Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, Come on over to the Mothership, baby [Link] Transformation is Happening
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Jake d'Eagle

in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 28 Sep 08 6.54pm

You sang 'Boys, Boys, Boys',
then your tit fell out, Sabrina.
I bet you've got no money now,
and you work as an Office Cleaner.

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

[Link] Transformation is Happening

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