sounds so unimaginly bad it couldnt possibly be true...could it, or maybe TV has got that bad.

‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway

River Cottage

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall picks up random Dorset smallholders for man on man action in Bridports many public conveniences

Yeast Enders
Barbara Windsor, Wendy Richard and June Brown talk openly and honesty about how they cured their own STD's with a tub of Activia and prayer.

Bummertime Special
Julian Clary presents an updates version of the popular 70's light entertainment show featuring Graham Norton, Biggins and Wayne Sleep performing a range of gay variety acts.

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

It's A Knobout

With overdubs of Eddie Waring discussing how to 'up and under'

I'm a celebrity, get me out of her.

Who will win the race to remove themselves from Joan Collins cavernous front bottom.

It's Thursday, it's quarter to ten in the morning, it's the day after England have crashed out of the European Championships, having failed to qualify in one of the easiest groups in European Championships history, it's embarrassing, it's totally w*nk and f*cked up, it's a mahoosive piece of thinning strawberry blonde sh*t, it's Sackamac

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Hi De Hi

Heroine of children's book tries different narcotics with spectacular results.

It Aint Half Hot Mum
New behavior modification programme where as well as being put on the naughty step, little uns are force fed vindaloo as a 'consequence'

Yellow Pages music

Chris Langham sitting in a chair, on the phone

Yeh, hello I was interested in your new broadband package, yes, unlimited downloads. Really? Oh that's wonderful. My name? Chris Langham. Hello?

CUT

Er, yes, it's Langham, Chris Langham. Yeh, up yours too, c*nt.

CUT AGAIN

£30 a month? Sounds very reasonable. Great. The name's Chris Langham. No I AM NOT A f***ING PAEDOPHILE. Since when have multicorporate internet service providers been so f*cking moral? W*nkers.

Cut to woman from BT, big grin on her face

Hello, is that Chris Langham? This is BT. We'd like to offer you Broadband Plus.

BT? What am I? Desperate? f*** off!

BT- even sex offenders won't touch 'em

Edited by morganistic (25 Nov 2007 8:13pm)

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