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Uncle Focker Flag 01 Oct 08 12.09pm

Quote Mr Statto at 25 Sep 2008 8:37am

Quote morganistic at 16 Sep 2008 12:22pm

Sabrina you're a dirty bitch,
in bed i bet you're reckless,
i'd love to get my big dick out
and give you a pearl necklace

And here is the delightfully mammaried Sabrina, dancing around topless (NSFW obviously)

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Quality tits.....good work Mr Statto!!


 

Gone away
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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 03 Oct 08 10.40pm

Ode to Joe Dolce

Oh Joe Dolce
shut yer face.

 
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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 06 Oct 08 4.26pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Ode to Lily Allen

Lilly Allen you mockney chav
Your dad did the comic strip
Id love to smack you in the arse
and give you a fat lip

You Public shoolkid sweary ponce
You think that your so streets
Id give you 5 minutes in Thortnon Heath
Before the locals give you beats

 

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Jake d'Eagle Flag in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 08 Oct 08 12.30pm

Mr Billy Bragg
You big nosed Essex minstrel
With your acoustic guitar
and your politics sinistral.

(look it up)

 

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EagleEyedAlbert Flag ...too far north of the water. 09 Oct 08 7.27pm Send a Private Message to EagleEyedAlbert Add EagleEyedAlbert as a friend

The Killers
All filler
That's all you find
some like them
some loathe them?
what do i think?
can you Read My Mind?

 

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fubar 10 Oct 08 9.28am

Ode to the pop stars on Flaunt TV (sky channel 376 to the uninitiated)

Wake up, pornos shutdown
What's a guy to do?
Switch on the next best thing
Rise and shine - yes I do

Edited by fubar (10 Oct 2008 9:32am)

Edited by fubar (10 Oct 2008 1:38pm)

 

too far gone.. aint no way back

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dendownunder Flag victoria 10 Oct 08 9.56am Send a Private Message to dendownunder Add dendownunder as a friend

That would be left, i take it,

Quote Jake d'Eagle at 08 Oct 2008 12:30pm

Mr Billy Bragg
You big nosed Essex minstrel
With your acoustic guitar
and your politics sinistral.

(look it up)


 
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morganistic Flag 15 Oct 08 1.15am Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Ode to Ian Broudie
Some of your pop was sublime
Recorded without flaws
But why did you murder
Those kids on the moors?

Edited by morganistic (15 Oct 2008 1:16am)

 

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braunstoneagle Flag the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 15 Oct 08 1.24am Send a Private Message to braunstoneagle Add braunstoneagle as a friend

Quote morganistic at 15 Oct 2008 1:15am

Ode to Ian Broudie
Some of your pop was sublime
Recorded without flaws
But why did you murder
Those kids on the moors?

Edited by morganistic (15 Oct 2008 1:16am)


dam right it was, the lightning seeds made some brilliant tracks, tho some proper s*** to go with it.

 

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 11 Nov 08 8.26pm

Ode To Grace Jones...

Bumper


Grace, when I met you
you were on your back,
waving your arms and legs
in the air
and
barking!

 
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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 11 Nov 08 9.17pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Cheryl Cole

Oh youre lovely Cheryl Cole
I watch you on X Factor
Remember you abused that black washroom girl
And then went on and smacked her

Oh youre lovely Cheryl Cole
Youre much better than Danni
I wish I was a Prem Footballer
Then even i could see your fanny

Oh youre lovely Cheryl Cole
But youre not much of a singer
Just one tip for Girls Aloud
Ditch the ginger one, shes a minger

Edited by The Sash (11 Nov 2008 9:19pm)

 

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teejay61 Flag The Cup of Sid 11 Nov 08 9.28pm Send a Private Message to teejay61 Add teejay61 as a friend

Ode to Kerry Katona


You once sang along with Atomic Kitten
But then by Bryan, you were smitten
Then on to Iceland, with your frozen Raspberry Ripples
And now the ciggies have f***ed up your nipples

 

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