Serge Gainsbourg,
A heavy smoker.
Once told Whitney Houston
He'd like to poke her.

Now you're dead,
But not forgotten,
I bet you'd still like to shag her rotten.

Edited by Jake d'Eagle (12 Nov 2008 2:37pm)

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

[Link] Transformation is Happening

Ode to Stings Career

With the Police you sang a song that had 'no-one else but me-o,
Then you did that schoolgirl one where you played a peed-o,
Then you went and got all poncy and thought that you could sol-o
Then you did some tantric sex for hours on Trudi's hole-o.

Edited by The Sash (14 Nov 2008 8:28am)

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

Ode to Beyonce Knowles

Beyonce youre lovely when you shake your booty
Your hair is like silk, your grin is so toothy
Your legs are so gorgeous, you purr when you talk
Your hips swing like crazy in your sexy walk
You sing like an angel, i get hot when you hum
I'd go on forever but ooops I've just cum....

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

Ode to madonna

you've been going for a long time
had lots of hits
but that pointy out bra thing
only stops yer tits
falling below knee level.

Ode to David Soul

You didnt play Starsky, you played Hutch,
I didnt like 'Silver Lady' much
In fact I thought you both quite muggy
And dont get me started on that c**t Huggy

Edited by The Sash (20 Nov 2008 3:50pm)

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

very very good