Bet you love nice boys

Dont do it danny he will be in you before you know it.

And Seagull just because your upset because you cant seem to get Bridget Jones the edge of reason working and your white wine has corked so you cant have your spritzer dont take it out on us.

I have a new name for you Palace fans - LOSERS!!

Brighton v Palace League Games played 84 - Brighton won 34; drawn 20; lost 30

That post must have taken ages to think up. Brighton are such great winners having recently won against Exeter and the like. Bloody well done, you have won one match in the Championship, only 45 to go, you must be real title contenders. Or will it all go tits up when Poyet leaves for bigger and better things (Sydney? Torquay?) in a couple of months time?

Red and Blue Army!

Genius. And there I was thinking you were stupid.

The Bandits

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra

By all accounts there was nearly a riot in whitehawk last night when a fifty strong gang of x dressers went on the rampage but sadly only found four shops to loot.
They managed to get in to the co-op at the bottom of the hill but left empty handed when they found the store to be bereft of Lambrini and hold ups.
They allegedly moved onto to Lidl just down the road, only to be thwarted by by the steel shutters.
In a statement to the local paper their leader (bitchy) stated " The guys had just had their nails done and were,nt about to ruin them,even for a stack of dried continental sausage".

"Numb,gutted and shocked . Three words that sum up how I feel."
"Passionate,principled, genius. Three words that sum up Joe Strummer"
Martin Scorcese, Film director.