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Quote TUX at 03 Mar 2015 7.47pm
Quote Pussay Patrol at 03 Mar 2015 12.15pm
I can now happily class myself as a freak ! Who else is much larger than average like me? You 'googled' p**** length? er, no, it was on google news page
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Quote Pussay Patrol at 03 Mar 2015 12.15pm
I can now happily class myself as a freak ! Who else is much larger than average like me?
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Quote Pussay Patrol at 03 Mar 2015 12.15pm
I can now happily class myself as a freak ! Who else is much larger than average like me?
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Quote Kermit8 at 03 Mar 2015 12.59pm
I've got a few spare inches going. Ebay auction no.11456789
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2 facts about me: 1) My p*nis is the length of an Argos pen. 2) I'm banned from Argos.
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The average p**** at the Valley on Tuesday night was 5'10"!
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5.183....getttt in!!!!
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I'll just get the tweezers and magnifying glass out to measure mine.
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I've got an incredibly small knob. I do however have a twelve inch tongue & can breathe through my ears.
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:-d
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Originally posted by Southampton_Eagle
I've got an incredibly small knob. I do however have a twelve inch tongue & can breathe through my ears. I have vibrating fingers.
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