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We've all done it....
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I once stroked a horse and he got an erection.
Big chest and massive boobs |
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Hoof Hearted 14 Jul 15 12.28pm | |
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Quote Kermit8 at 14 Jul 2015 12.27pm
I once stroked a horse and he got an erection.
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Quote Hoof Hearted at 14 Jul 2015 12.28pm
Quote Kermit8 at 14 Jul 2015 12.27pm
I once stroked a horse and he got an erection.
May as well have been. Poor thing did a bolt and nearly killed himself getting it all entangled in his legs after I rejected him. His cock was massive! Really, really big. Reckon he must have answered one if 'those' ads. Kert?
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I'd be too worried about rejection to fly all that distance. He must have been confident the horse wouldn't say neigh.
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold... |
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Quote Kermit8 at 14 Jul 2015 12.32pm
His cock was massive! Really, really big. Reckon he must have answered one if 'those' ads. So what I glean from this post, Kermie, is that you spend your time cock-spying on the equine community. Oh well, to each his own.
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I once travelled for five hours on a coach to f*ck what had once been a hot bird but living in Carlisle she turned in to a pig.
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woke up with a few Donkeys and old dogs.
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Shagging a horse fair enough, getting a horse to urinate on the clothes is slightly weird.
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The strangest part of the story has to be the fact it was a sting operation. Entackment?
"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" |
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how did he plan to get the clothes home? imagine the smell walking those bags through the airport. "sir - you can't carry on bags filled with urnine soaked clothing."
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What gender was this horse? Or was it a gelding?
mother-in-law is an anagram of woman hitler |
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