Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 13 Jan 16 1.01pm |
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I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Lend me a Tenor
31 May to 3 June 2017
John McIntosh Arts Centre London Oratory School SW6 1RX
with Superfly in the chorus [Link]
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Part Time James 13 Jan 16 1.05pm |
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Ok, now any offence caused here is tongue in cheek. The original was poised to be offensive to Kazakhstan and neighbouring countries so I went the same route. Also, Borat's didn't really rhyme so I didn't bother.
England greatest country in Great Britain All other countries do odd things with sheep England number one exporter of grey clouds and drizzle Other countries have gay looking sunshine. England home of rugby cricket and football We put up flags when we're doing well at one of these And pretend we hate the other sports England, England, You very nice place, From Slough to Nuneaton you can always find a Lidl England, Friend of all except Scotland, Wales and the Irish people who do bombings But Jerry Adams has mellowed in recent years England, Industry best in the world, We invented curry and racism. England, Drunks are copious in the North, But we'll never rival Scotland, England, You very nice place, From Slough to Nuneaton you can always find a Lidl Come hold a pig's head for our leader, We are all f*cked and so is our pig.
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jamiemartin721 Reading 13 Jan 16 1.06pm |
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Although on reflection I could definitely get with hearing 'Motorhead' by Motorhead more often, plus it'd gee the players up a bit, the way these nationalist dirges don't
"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
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Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 13 Jan 16 1.07pm |
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A winner Top work PTJ
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Lend me a Tenor
31 May to 3 June 2017
John McIntosh Arts Centre London Oratory School SW6 1RX
with Superfly in the chorus [Link]
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moylerg Cofton Hackett, Worcestershire 13 Jan 16 1.09pm |
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Quote Part Time James at 13 Jan 2016 1.05pm
Ok, now any offence caused here is tongue in cheek. The original was poised to be offensive to Kazakhstan and neighbouring countries so I went the same route. Also, Borat's didn't really rhyme so I didn't bother.
England greatest country in Great Britain All other countries do odd things with sheep England number one exporter of grey clouds and drizzle Other countries have gay looking sunshine. England home of rugby cricket and football We put up flags when we're doing well at one of these And pretend we hate the other sports England, England, You very nice place, From Slough to Nuneaton you can always find a Lidl England, Friend of all except Scotland, Wales and the Irish people who do bombings But Jerry Adams has mellowed in recent years England, Industry best in the world, We invented curry and racism. England, Drunks are copious in the North, But we'll never rival Scotland, England, You very nice place, From Slough to Nuneaton you can always find a Lidl Come hold a pig's head for our leader, We are all f*cked and so is our pig.
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Gets my vote! Great work James Great work.
Most certainly not European.
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Hrolf The Ganger 13 Jan 16 1.22pm |
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Quote Part Time James at 13 Jan 2016 1.05pm
Ok, now any offence caused here is tongue in cheek. The original was poised to be offensive to Kazakhstan and neighbouring countries so I went the same route. Also, Borat's didn't really rhyme so I didn't bother.
England greatest country in Great Britain All other countries do odd things with sheep England number one exporter of grey clouds and drizzle Other countries have gay looking sunshine. England home of rugby cricket and football We put up flags when we're doing well at one of these And pretend we hate the other sports England, England, You very nice place, From Slough to Nuneaton you can always find a Lidl England, Friend of all except Scotland, Wales and the Irish people who do bombings But Jerry Adams has mellowed in recent years England, Industry best in the world, We invented curry and racism. England, Drunks are copious in the North, But we'll never rival Scotland, England, You very nice place, From Slough to Nuneaton you can always find a Lidl Come hold a pig's head for our leader, We are all f*cked and so is our pig.
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Yeah, maybe that could replace The Red Flag at the Labour party conferences but not the national anthem thanks.
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Part Time James 13 Jan 16 1.23pm |
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Quote Hrolf The Ganger at 13 Jan 2016 1.22pm
Quote Part Time James at 13 Jan 2016 1.05pm
Ok, now any offence caused here is tongue in cheek. The original was poised to be offensive to Kazakhstan and neighbouring countries so I went the same route. Also, Borat's didn't really rhyme so I didn't bother.
England greatest country in Great Britain All other countries do odd things with sheep England number one exporter of grey clouds and drizzle Other countries have gay looking sunshine. England home of rugby cricket and football We put up flags when we're doing well at one of these And pretend we hate the other sports England, England, You very nice place, From Slough to Nuneaton you can always find a Lidl England, Friend of all except Scotland, Wales and the Irish people who do bombings But Jerry Adams has mellowed in recent years England, Industry best in the world, We invented curry and racism. England, Drunks are copious in the North, But we'll never rival Scotland, England, You very nice place, From Slough to Nuneaton you can always find a Lidl Come hold a pig's head for our leader, We are all f*cked and so is our pig.
Edited by Part Time James (13 Jan 2016 1.05pm)
Yeah, maybe that could replace The Red Flag at the Labour party conferences but not the national anthem thanks.
How dare you, I f*cking hate that bunch of lefty b*stards. But bless you for taking it so seriously!
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mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 13 Jan 16 1.52pm |
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My song BetterthanU is the natural choice.
Not contentious, just factually correct.
"Even when we lose we're better than you"
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Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.
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Apollofuzz On the edge of reason 13 Jan 16 2.36pm |
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English Rose - The Jam
No matter where I roam I will return to my English rose For no bonds can ever tempt me from she I've sailed the seven seas, Flown the whole blue sky. But I've returned with haste to where my Love does lie. No matter where I go I will come back to my English Rose For nothing can ever tempt me from she. I've searched the secret mists - I've climbed the highest peaks Caught the wild wind home To hear her soft voice speak No matter where I roam I will return to my English Rose For no bonds can ever keep me from she.
I've been to ancient worlds I've scoured the whole universe And caught the first train home To be at her side. No matter where I roam I will return to my English Rose For no bonds, nothing and no-one can ever keep me from she
I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat I wear my war time coat in the wind and sleet.
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