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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
When I saw the title of this thread, I thought it was going to be about the photographic exploits of our own 'Auntie Hy'. Disappointed just isn't the word.
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Anyone else fascinated with "BBC" videos? I am amazed sometimes that some tiny asian girl has taken that BBC right up to the hilt in her mouth, fanny and arse. Some of the size of them would bring tears to your eyes if you had to accommodate them in your back passage I would imagine!
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Is that the 'natural conclusion' to lesbian intercourse? If so, it would explain why a significant number of lesbians I have met are completely miserable, humourless types.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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She could look to the camera seductively, and then tell you how disappointing it was (nothing like a bit of realism)
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I have seen a lot of them that end up with a nun doing her toilet in a midget's mouth. You just haven't been looking in the right shops. Do you watch any p*** that does not have a 'golden' theme to it?
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Is that the 'natural conclusion' to lesbian intercourse? If so, it would explain why a significant number of lesbians I have met are completely miserable, humourless types. I guess if they didn't we'd just have to take their word for it that the whole debacle was completed. Just like semen is the "full stop" in a straight blue movie, a wee could be the "full stop" in girl on girl. Or she could just turn to face camera and go "that were reet good that were" (not suggesting girl on girl is exclusively a Northern thing).
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Do you watch any p*** that does not have a 'golden' theme to it? Does 'golden' cover liquids and solids? If so, no.
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
Anyone else fascinated with "BBC" videos? I am amazed sometimes that some tiny asian girl has taken that BBC right up to the hilt in her mouth, fanny and arse. Some of the size of them would bring tears to your eyes if you had to accommodate them in your back passage I would imagine! Doesn't sound very BBC to me - is it on the red button?
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Originally posted by Frickin Saweet
Doesn't sound very BBC to me - is it on the red button? They are up to all sorts at the BBC. I'm surprised it was only Jimmy Savile that got caught on video.
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Unless she is a squirter.
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Originally posted by bubble wrap
Unless she is a squirter. Tell me more...
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I guess if they didn't we'd just have to take their word for it that the whole debacle was completed. Just like semen is the "full stop" in a straight blue movie, a wee could be the "full stop" in girl on girl. Or she could just turn to face camera and go "that were reet good that were" (not suggesting girl on girl is exclusively a Northern thing). As a suggestion, maybe the 'noshee' should full on punch the 'nosher' in the face at the moment of orgasm? I'd like to see that.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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