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Originally posted by Part Time James
What's always good fun is to ask a female friend whether they want a photo of you with your tackle between your legs so it looks like a fanny. When they say "yes" (they'd be a fool not to), take the photo from behind so they get a picture of all your squashed veg hanging out your backside like some big hairy haemorrhoids. An image which is now in my head, and although unwelcome, is refusing to leave. Yuk. And thanks.
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Originally posted by richard shaw (og)65
more to the point , what the feck is pegging Whatever you do Richard, do not "Google" it then press images!
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Originally posted by Part Time James
What's always good fun is to ask a female friend whether they want a photo of you with your tackle between your legs so it looks like a fanny. When they say "yes" (they'd be a fool not to), take the photo from behind so they get a picture of all your squashed veg hanging out your backside like some big hairy haemorrhoids. Why, why, why would they be a fool not to?
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
Why, why, why would they be a fool not to? Oh yeah, on reflection it'd be wise of them. Perhaps why none ever actually called me on it.
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Originally posted by OllieMaidstoneEagle
Whatever you do Richard, do not "Google" it then press images! NSFW: [Link]
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No thanks! It all smacks of having 'a bad day at the orifice'.
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This puts a whole new dimension to playing cribbage down the pub!
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In short no. I don't think I could bring myself to do it either to be honest.
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Originally posted by OllieMaidstoneEagle
Whatever you do Richard, do not "Google" it then press images! Too late.. my poor innocent eyes
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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Nothing to do with interest rates then?
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Thought you were gonna talk at Dominos
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