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Originally posted by becky
I shan't sleep tonight after the image that has conjured up Yes, I can appreciate the excitement it would cause. Read this week's Woman's Own over a nice mug of Horlicks. That'll help.
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Originally posted by Kermit8
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I would dearly like to meet up with fellow HOL members with whom I engage in full and frank discussion but I suspect there would be those who would afford me a reception as dank as a set of quayside steps as to them I would be as welcome as a flatulent dog in a lift.
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Originally posted by Willo
I would dearly like to meet up with fellow HOL members with whom I engage in full and frank discussion but I suspect there would be those who would afford me a reception as dank as a set of quayside steps as to them I would be as welcome as a flatulent dog in a lift. You'd only turn it into a "Willo meet-up" I'm just playing the game by the way, love from - a fan.
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Originally posted by Part Time James
You'd only turn it into a "Willo meet-up" I'm just playing the game by the way, love from - a fan.
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
Yes, I can appreciate the excitement it would cause. Read this week's Woman's Own over a nice mug of Horlicks. That'll help.
The Horlicks helped me get off to sleep ok, but all I dreamt about was being beaten on the bottom with the woman's Weekly (a la Victoria Wood)
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
When, where, details.. does he look like rab c nesbitt The character of Uncle Monty in Withnail & I is based on Cucking, which will give you a guide as to what to expect.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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Hoof Hearted 22 Oct 16 10.20am | |
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I've only ever seen Cucking in the dark and he was wearing a gimp mask and rubber tunic so it's hard to describe him - apart from him being a strict disciplinarian! He makes a lovely frothy coffee too.
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Originally posted by matt_himself
The character of Uncle Monty in Withnail & I is based on Cucking, which will give you a guide as to what to expect.
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Originally posted by eagleman13
A fair point, well made, and with some foundation.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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Hoof Hearted 22 Oct 16 10.31am | |
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Originally posted by eagleman13
"I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie... I know you can't see or hear me... as I fiddle about... fiddle about!"
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Errr I think the thread has gone off course slightly, from having a Christmas meeting to boy butter, gimp masks and being beaten on the backside with a woman's own FFS
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