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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 04 Apr 17 1.19pm

Originally posted by DANGERCLOSE

Oh sorry its now called Cadbury's Great British Egg Hunt just incase it upset's anyone...

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Her comments come after the Archbishop of York said calling the event the Cadbury Egg Hunt was like "spitting on the grave" of the firm's Christian founder, John Cadbury.

Dear Mrs May, Quakers do not celebrate Easter. John Cadbury also didn't regard himself a Christian, but a Quaker (long argument - effectively comes down to the bible as the key text, pacifism and the nature of salvation).


Edited by jamiemartin721 (04 Apr 2017 1.20pm)

 


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Part Time James Flag 04 Apr 17 1.22pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Her comments come after the Archbishop of York said calling the event the Cadbury Egg Hunt was like "spitting on the grave" of the firm's Christian founder, John Cadbury.

Dear Mrs May, Quakers do not celebrate Easter. John Cadbury also didn't regard himself a Christian, but a Quaker (long argument - effectively comes down to the bible as the key text, pacifism and the nature of salvation).


Edited by jamiemartin721 (04 Apr 2017 1.20pm)

I bet she's quaking in her boots! Hahahaha, see what I did there?

 




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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 04 Apr 17 1.23pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

Eggs? You've offended me. I am a huge advocate of protecting the rights of a chicken's arse.

Its actually a pagan rabbit that delivers the eggs, Eostare. Although I guess she might have got them from chickens.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 04 Apr 17 1.25pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

I bet she's quaking in her boots! Hahahaha, see what I did there?

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Although of course Mrs May is getting 'offended' on the behalf of other people, who really wouldn't have given a s**t, like some kind of PC do-gooder etc.


 


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Part Time James Flag 04 Apr 17 1.28pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Its actually a pagan rabbit that delivers the eggs, Eostare. Although I guess she might have got them from chickens.

I don't care what the animal is really, I was lying. Anything that can make a profit from sh*tting chocolate without posting videos on YouTube is good in my book.

 




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Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 04 Apr 17 2.42pm Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Eggs? You've offended me. I am a huge advocate of protecting the rights of a chicken's arse.

I found out the other day that chickens only have one orryfiss that it uses for it's p1sser, batty and m1nge.
I'm not sure what they call it though (pisbatinge?)
And I'm not telling you how I found out.

 


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paperhat Flag croydon 04 Apr 17 2.53pm Send a Private Message to paperhat Add paperhat as a friend

Originally posted by Superfly

I found out the other day that chickens only have one orryfiss that it uses for it's p1sser, batty and m1nge.
I'm not sure what they call it though (pisbatinge?)
And I'm not telling you how I found out.

No, like all the smart arses on here, you checked on google as you were about to correct PTJ on the orifice that delivered said eggs. It's only when you found out about the pisbatinge that you fessed up you feeble chicken orifice knowledge.

 


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Part Time James Flag 04 Apr 17 3.04pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by paperhat

No, like all the smart arses on here, you checked on google as you were about to correct PTJ on the orifice that delivered said eggs. It's only when you found out about the pisbatinge that you fessed up you feeble chicken orifice knowledge.

Guys don't fight. I am pretty indiscriminate about orifices if I'm honest.

 




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Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 04 Apr 17 3.07pm Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

Originally posted by paperhat

No, like all the smart arses on here, you checked on google as you were about to correct PTJ on the orifice that delivered said eggs. It's only when you found out about the pisbatinge that you fessed up you feeble chicken orifice knowledge.

I'll have you know that I'm famous for my chicken orifice knowledge. It'll be my specialist subject if I'm a contender on Mastermind (that and the Beano).

In all honesty, I got it from one of sitdownstandup's dairy videos

 


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hedgehog50 Flag Croydon 04 Apr 17 3.13pm

Originally posted by OknotOK

Even that article admits it is bollocks. It uses Easter repeatedly in the promotional material.

So this is just a case of the anti-PC brigade being able to be up in arms about the PC brigade doing something. That literally has not happened.

And the fact that Theresa May - while sitting in a country that has genuine issues with human rights - can think perpetuating a story where she obviously hasn't checked the facts is worthwhile should be ridiculous.

What you mean the fact that chancers can sue all and sundry over absolutely anything as a violation of their human rights and try to get loads of money in compensation?

 


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OknotOK Flag Cockfosters, London 04 Apr 17 3.51pm Send a Private Message to OknotOK Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add OknotOK as a friend

Originally posted by hedgehog50

What you mean the fact that chancers can sue all and sundry over absolutely anything as a violation of their human rights and try to get loads of money in compensation?

Er no. I meant women being regarded as second class citizens - not able to drive etc. People being tortured and detained unlawfully. She's in Saudi Arabia at the moment.

Edited by OknotOK (04 Apr 2017 3.53pm)

 


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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 04 Apr 17 3.51pm

Even though a pisstake, it's not far from the truth.


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