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'I am addicted to Mourinho'
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 manwitheagletattoo  Somewhere in England 05 Jul 17 3.52pm |
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| Part Time James 05 Jul 17 3.56pm |
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I wouldn't be against a 59 year old per se, for me it'd just be like transferring from a memory foam pillow to a duck feather one. But this 59 year old is amongst the most rank looking 59 year olds I've ever seen.
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| manwitheagletattoo Somewhere in England 05 Jul 17 4.05pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I wouldn't be against a 59 year old per se, for me it'd just be like transferring from a memory foam pillow to a duck feather one. But this 59 year old is amongst the most rank looking 59 year olds I've ever seen. Originally posted by Part Time James
I've tried most things so if you ever need an unbiased review of something pre-purchase then drop me a note. I should add, the things I have tried are all masturbatory tools, nothing that's intended for couples. I am a real connoisseur of solo pleasure but don't know the first thing about ladies. I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT WAS AN EXAGGERATED COMMENT PT
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| Part Time James 05 Jul 17 4.08pm |
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Originally posted by manwitheagletattoo
Originally posted by Part Time James
I've tried most things so if you ever need an unbiased review of something pre-purchase then drop me a note. I should add, the things I have tried are all masturbatory tools, nothing that's intended for couples. I am a real connoisseur of solo pleasure but don't know the first thing about ladies. I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT WAS AN EXAGGERATED COMMENT PT Big brother is watching! But yeah, my book "How To F**k a Pillow" is now available on Kindle.
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DutchEagleJohan  Vlissingen, Netherlands 05 Jul 17 4.31pm |
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If that would forever solve the problem of him being in football and in the media I might consider it! Barely nothing i would not do to see the whining, disgusting, idiotic, selfish, narcissistic excuse of a human gone.
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| matt_himself Matataland 05 Jul 17 4.32pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I wouldn't be against a 59 year old per se, for me it'd just be like transferring from a memory foam pillow to a duck feather one. But this 59 year old is amongst the most rank looking 59 year olds I've ever seen. Suppose you found yourself in a situation with her where you were 'dining at the Y', would the Jose tattoo on her thigh assist or hinder you? Would Jose's imaginary voice be heard in your head saying, 'we have to be goooood enuggggh' during critical parts the act? And would it be a bit gay to have a blokes head (albeit a tattooed one) inches from your face whilst you are 'reading the FT'?
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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| Part Time James 05 Jul 17 4.34pm |
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Originally posted by DutchEagleJohan
If that would forever solve the problem of him being in football and in the media I might consider it! Barely nothing i would not do to see the whining, disgusting, idiotic, selfish, narcissistic excuse of a human gone. Hang on, are you weighing up whether to shag Mourinho? Was that what we were all discussing and I've made a fool of myself?
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| DutchEagleJohan Vlissingen, Netherlands 05 Jul 17 4.34pm |
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Hahaha, its not often I end up laughing out loud on this site but though I appreciate your strong and well worded imagination I will decline to comment!!
Originally posted by matt_himself
Suppose you found yourself in a situation with her where you were 'dining at the Y', would the Jose tattoo on her thigh assist or hinder you? Would Jose's imaginary voice be heard in your head saying, 'we have to be goooood enuggggh' during critical parts the act? And would it be a bit gay to have a blokes head (albeit a tattooed one) inches from your face whilst you are 'reading the FT'?
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| matt_himself Matataland 05 Jul 17 4.35pm |
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Originally posted by DutchEagleJohan
If that would forever solve the problem of him being in football and in the media I might consider it! Barely nothing i would not do to see the whining, disgusting, idiotic, selfish, narcissistic excuse of a human gone. Ah, the Dutch. Always seeking to make the World a better place through grotesque sexual acts. I take my hat off to you.
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| Part Time James 05 Jul 17 4.35pm |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Suppose you found yourself in a situation with her where you were 'dining at the Y', would the Jose tattoo on her thigh assist or hinder you? Would Jose's imaginary voice be heard in your head saying, 'we have to be goooood enuggggh' during critical parts the act? And would it be a bit gay to have a blokes head (albeit a tattooed one) inches from your face whilst you are 'reading the FT'? I was never up for this in the first place, why is a Mourinho tattoo now talking to me from a grandma's thigh? Worst sales pitch ever.
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| matt_himself Matataland 05 Jul 17 4.39pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I was never up for this in the first place, why is a Mourinho tattoo now talking to me from a grandma's thigh? Worst sales pitch ever. In the scenario described above, I would imagine you would be overcome by 'fumes' and thus suffering from mild hallucinations.
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| Part Time James 05 Jul 17 4.43pm |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
In the scenario described above, I would imagine you would be overcome by 'fumes' and thus suffering from mild hallucinations. Yeah but something's got to lure me in to begin with. I don't even speak Portuguese. Even if I did, someone calling me over to an old lady's clunge in Portuguese is unlikely to prompt me to go over for a closer listen.
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