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We are facing relegation and all you can think about is WW3 get some perspective on life!
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Originally posted by beak
We are facing relegation and all you can think about is WW3 get some perspective on life!
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Originally posted by johnno42000
3 mins? Have sex 4 times (which is still longer than usual), drink a bottle of something incredibly strong. Ring up my boss and tell them what I think of them. Then pray to all the gods it wasn't a hoax. Would you really be in the mood for a shag if you knew you might be incinerated within the hour?
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It would never happen with a labour government. The shagging I mean.
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Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger
Would you really be in the mood for a shag if you knew you might be incinerated within the hour? Can't speak for Jonno but yep, it's not an hour and in three minutes all of the political shenanigans would be obsolete so what better way to greet oblivion. And with no repercussions, might even risk no condom as well
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Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger
Would you really be in the mood for a shag if you knew you might be incinerated within the hour? Well I would ask my neighbour first as she's a damn fine looking lady but yes. I'd still have loads of time left over as well.
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3 minute warning? It always used to be a 4 minute warning....... thank heavens for being older and losing staying power
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