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cryrst The garden of England 01 Dec 17 11.24pm
When he meets Mike and offers the profit share scheme That's 500 for vu 500 for va And we get the Irishman to do it for a grand. Wicked writing.
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The garden of England 01 Dec 17 11.24pm

When he meets Mike and offers the profit share scheme
That's 500 for vu 500 for va
And we get the Irishman to do it for a grand.
Wicked writing.

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Rudi Hedman Caterham 01 Dec 17 11.29pm
''And I don't go round pubs and clubs, dressed in stockings and suspenders, flashing my b00bs at geezers. Do I Rodney?'' ''No he ain't never done anyfink like that.'' COYP
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Caterham 01 Dec 17 11.29pm

''And I don't go round pubs and clubs, dressed in stockings and suspenders, flashing my b00bs at geezers. Do I Rodney?''

''No he ain't never done anyfink like that.''

COYP

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Casual Orpington 01 Dec 17 11.55pm
“I was talking to Paddy the Greek”
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Orpington 01 Dec 17 11.55pm

“I was talking to Paddy the Greek”

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chateauferret 02 Dec 17 9.06am
"Oh yes. We stayed to the bitter end. 'Cwying'. 'Please Welease Me'. 'Congwatulations'. And 'The Gween Gween Gwass of Home'.". ============ The Ferret ============
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02 Dec 17 9.06am

"Oh yes. We stayed to the bitter end. 'Cwying'. 'Please Welease Me'. 'Congwatulations'. And 'The Gween Gween Gwass of Home'.".

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The Ferret
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chateauferret 02 Dec 17 9.27am
Originally posted by Michaelawt85 Ajax Some old bow wow Tia Maria and lucozade Your givin me the 'ump, now go away and haunt someone else It's a little baby Either dels pissed or raquels pregnant. And of course "What a twenty-four carat plonker you really are, Rodney". Oh and that reminds me. "You want to get that 'ead looked at, Del". "Ain't that the bleedin' truth, Rodney!" Oh yes and "Is it very valuable, Del?" "No, not really. It was bleedin' priceless when it was 'angin' up there, though!" And "The only 'ole 'e 'asn't been down is the black one in Calcutta. What was it the insurance companies used to call 'im?" "The Ferret." "The Ferret." Edited by chateauferret (02 Dec 2017 9.33am) ============ The Ferret ============
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02 Dec 17 9.27am

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Ajax
Some old bow wow
Tia Maria and lucozade
Your givin me the 'ump, now go away and haunt someone else
It's a little baby
Either dels pissed or raquels pregnant.

And of course

"What a twenty-four carat plonker you really are, Rodney".

Oh and that reminds me.

"You want to get that 'ead looked at, Del".

"Ain't that the bleedin' truth, Rodney!"

Oh yes and

"Is it very valuable, Del?"

"No, not really. It was bleedin' priceless when it was 'angin' up there, though!"

And

"The only 'ole 'e 'asn't been down is the black one in Calcutta. What was it the insurance companies used to call 'im?"

"The Ferret."

Edited by chateauferret (02 Dec 2017 9.33am)

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The Ferret
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Apollofuzz On the edge of reason 02 Dec 17 9.55am
Trigger: If it's a girl they're calling her Sigourney after an actress, and if it's a boy they're naming him Rodney after Dave. I stayed in a motel, they don't know I haven't got a car. I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat I wear my war time coat in the wind and sleet.
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On the edge of reason 02 Dec 17 9.55am

Trigger: If it's a girl they're calling her Sigourney after an actress, and if it's a boy they're naming him Rodney after Dave.

I stayed in a motel, they don't know I haven't got a car.

I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat
I wear my war time coat in the wind and sleet.

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chateauferret 02 Dec 17 12.54pm
Originally posted by Apollofuzz Trigger: If it's a girl they're calling her Sigourney after an actress, and if it's a boy they're naming him Rodney after Dave. I stayed in a motel, they don't know I haven't got a car. He had some classic moments didn't he? And David Lloyd Pack knew how to deliver them in such a dead-pan straight-faced way you just had to believe Trigger really thought like that. Del tells him all these yuppy sorts talk about money all the time so he chats up a girl by saying "I saw one of those new five-pound notes the other day". And Trigger's Broom has been discussed here before but the way he puts the logic of top-level Greek philosophers into his mouth and makes it sound like the witterings of an idiot is genius. It's David Jason who's gone down in history for it but there were so many top-drawer performances in that show over the years it's no surprise it tops the list every time. Edited by chateauferret (02 Dec 2017 12.57pm) ============ The Ferret ============
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02 Dec 17 12.54pm

Originally posted by Apollofuzz

Trigger: If it's a girl they're calling her Sigourney after an actress, and if it's a boy they're naming him Rodney after Dave.

I stayed in a motel, they don't know I haven't got a car.

He had some classic moments didn't he? And David Lloyd Pack knew how to deliver them in such a dead-pan straight-faced way you just had to believe Trigger really thought like that.

Del tells him all these yuppy sorts talk about money all the time so he chats up a girl by saying "I saw one of those new five-pound notes the other day".

And Trigger's Broom has been discussed here before but the way he puts the logic of top-level Greek philosophers into his mouth and makes it sound like the witterings of an idiot is genius.

It's David Jason who's gone down in history for it but there were so many top-drawer performances in that show over the years it's no surprise it tops the list every time.

Edited by chateauferret (02 Dec 2017 12.57pm)

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matthau South Croydon 04 Dec 17 2.02pm
Originally posted by Rudi Hedman Someone on the BBS posted a company selling a boxset of every single program ever made. Got mine delivered this week for £35. Also available on amazon for that price. its a good deal but then I think in the next few years the DVD players cease being sold....
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matthau

South Croydon 04 Dec 17 2.02pm

Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

Someone on the BBS posted a company selling a boxset of every single program ever made. Got mine delivered this week for £35.

Also available on amazon for that price.

its a good deal but then I think in the next few years the DVD players cease being sold....

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Michaelawt85 Bexley 04 Dec 17 2.08pm
And I've lost my dolphin Oh, I've never smoked astro turf 'Groovy' When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC
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Michaelawt85

Bexley 04 Dec 17 2.08pm

And I've lost my dolphin

Oh, I've never smoked astro turf

'Groovy'

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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Michaelawt85 Bexley 04 Dec 17 2.09pm
Originally posted by Rudi Hedman ''And I don't go round pubs and clubs, dressed in stockings and suspenders, flashing my b00bs at geezers. Do I Rodney?'' ''No he ain't never done anyfink like that.'' from dates... When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC
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Michaelawt85

Bexley 04 Dec 17 2.09pm

Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

''And I don't go round pubs and clubs, dressed in stockings and suspenders, flashing my b00bs at geezers. Do I Rodney?''

''No he ain't never done anyfink like that.''

from dates...

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 04 Dec 17 2.23pm
Del's all battered up in his wheel chair after doing loop the loop over Dymchurch and Trigger says 'oh well, could've been worse, my gran had one with a squeaky wheel'
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Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 04 Dec 17 2.23pm

Del's all battered up in his wheel chair after doing loop the loop over Dymchurch and Trigger says 'oh well, could've been worse, my gran had one with a squeaky wheel'

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wollongongeagle wollongong 04 Dec 17 7.44pm
Trigger: What you up to Dave? Rodney: I'm listening to Mozart's Concerto No.5 in D-Minor. Trigger: No words to this song Dave? Rodney: No Trigger, it's an instrumental. Del Boy: Alright Trigger? What you doing? Trigger: I'm listening to Mozart's Concerto No.5 in D-Minor. Del Boy: Okay. Trigger: It's the karaoke version. We are the goon squad and we're going to town. Beep Beep!
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