If they couldn't find their way just say to her Let's Go To San Francisco.

'Lies to the masses as are like fly's to mollasses...they want more and more and more'

Greek islands tend to be highly seasonal and the season doesn't normally open until May so apart from the likelihood of rain in April there may not be many (if any) flights

They were supposed to be face palm, doesn’t work on my PC for some reason.

Edited by Mapletree (10 Jan 2018 2.35pm)

Edited by Mapletree (10 Jan 2018 10.58pm)

Red sea, only 5 hrs flight , Easyjet to Hurghada, nice and hot, scuba diving, cheap as chips.

Went to Rhodes on 4 October for 1 week. Not too hot during the day, but got chilly in the evening. I imagine April will have similar weather. Rhodes old town is v nice, but like most Greek islands, the bits between the nicer parts tend to be drab and dry.

this time of year, for a week try Cape Verde.

6 hrs flight due south for solely a beach holiday.

There is loads to see on other islands but too far apart and internal flights are expensive.

"Everything is air-droppable at least once."

"When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support."