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Israel on the moon!
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 Stirlingsays  11 Apr 19 9.50pm |
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Looks like no one is going to be buying 'Made In Israel' for a while.
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| Stirlingsays 11 Apr 19 10.21pm |
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I'm hearing that the reason the spacecraft crashed was a problem with the landing sensors during the landing phrase.....they were circumcised and lost sensitivity. Edited by Stirlingsays (11 Apr 2019 10.29pm)
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| ChrisGC Wantage 11 Apr 19 10.39pm |
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Have they displaced the other flags yet and started shelling innocent clanger children?
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johnno42000  11 Apr 19 11.07pm |
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There goes their no claims bonus.
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| Mr Palaceman 12 Apr 19 12.31am |
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Originally posted by ChrisGC
Have they displaced the other flags yet and started shelling innocent clanger children? No shelling yet but an embargo on soup from the soup dragon. The CLO want talks.
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| .TUX. 12 Apr 19 8.31am |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
Looks like no one is going to be buying 'Made In Israel' for a while.
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| Badger11 Beckenham 12 Apr 19 8.34am |
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I worked on a major IT project for a bank the main software developer was Israeli, nice people but their software was riddled with bugs like Microsoft. I used to joke then that I hoped they were not the developers of the software that controlled Israel's nuclear weapons.
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| Invalid user 2019 12 Apr 19 8.35am |
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Oy vey! Good effort though.
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| sickboy Deal or Croydon 12 Apr 19 12.27pm |
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Although i am not Jewish i am of Jewish descent. Am i allowed to be offended by this thread and its subsequent posts? Just checking.😉
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| Stirlingsays 12 Apr 19 1.00pm |
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The Palestinians don't want to be out done and have held their own efforts at reaching the moon. This was done by seeing who could throw a rock the highest.
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 Hrolf The Ganger 12 Apr 19 2.35pm |
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I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for Israelis to reach the Moon.
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| ChrisGC Wantage 12 Apr 19 2.56pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
The Palestinians don't want to be out done and have held their own efforts at reaching the moon. This was done by seeing who could throw a rock the highest. Having declared Abdul's stone the first Palestinian in space and thus beating the Isrealis they celebrated by sending a donkey stuffed with explosives into a kibbutz. Then again, this is usually how they celebrate the sun coming up every day.
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