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cryrst Flag The garden of England 06 Sep 19 5.55am Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

You’re classy guys you plumbers

Avoiding leaks and damp patches is a top priority tom.
And as any self respecting guy knows; pants sticking to your tulip can cause no end of problems.

 
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kennybrowns leftfoot Flag Reigate 06 Sep 19 8.29am Send a Private Message to kennybrowns leftfoot Add kennybrowns leftfoot as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

My little sister used to go to Atlantis...

I’m sure it wasn’t her....

 

Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes your ahead, sometimes your behind, the race is long. But in the end it's only with yourself!!
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stuckinbristol Flag In the woodwork. 06 Sep 19 8.40am Send a Private Message to stuckinbristol Add stuckinbristol as a friend

Got a BJ on a bus between Melbourne and Brisbane, from a lady who wasn't MY girlfriend, it was a 2 day bus ride what else could I do?

 
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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 06 Sep 19 8.58am Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

I will be very impressed when I hear someone on a corporate day at the Amex for a bha v Palace match, female head of marketing or corporate hospitality bent over the buffet table, Palace fan balls deep behind her, pony tale in one hand, bottle of bubbly in the other, to the noise of the away crowd singing ‘we love you, whoa whoa whoaa’ after the third Palace goal has gone in to make it 0-3, hopefully sending them and her down to their knees. (You can add in chucking mucky food at framed photos of their players that normally make you feel a bit sick)

 

COYP
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mr. apollo Flag Somewhere in Switzerland 06 Sep 19 9.10am Send a Private Message to mr. apollo Add mr. apollo as a friend

Nearest I got to the mile high club was having a w*nk on the train.

 


Glad

All

Over
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Casual Flag Orpington 06 Sep 19 11.12am Send a Private Message to Casual Add Casual as a friend

In the doorway of the plough pub on Bromley common at 10:30pm on a Friday night.
And behind a wheelie bin in the garden of the sawyers pub, also on Bromley common.

 
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Bexley Eagle Flag Bexley Kent 06 Sep 19 12.01pm Send a Private Message to Bexley Eagle Add Bexley Eagle as a friend

Pre the missus:
Trees behind the 3rd Green at Darenth Valley GC (it was the 7th green then so shows how long ago that was!)
Up against the railings outside the The City Ale and Wine House (unfortunately they were a bit dusty and she was wearing a white blouse).

With the missus a public car park in Tintagel.

 
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Mapletree Flag Croydon 06 Sep 19 12.35pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

So many

On a bench in College Green during daylight hours was exciting.

 
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glazedallover Flag Allier 06 Sep 19 12.53pm Send a Private Message to glazedallover Add glazedallover as a friend

All these places seem absolutely normal....

 
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cryrst Flag The garden of England 06 Sep 19 1.27pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by glazedallover

All these places seem absolutely normal....

And with your name ha ha
I bet you've glazed a few tarts.

 
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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 06 Sep 19 3.07pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

a few years back me & mrs kd were staying in a hotel in brighton(hotel una for those that know it)
we were in the lift , going out for dinner and drinks early evening.
In the lift I got little kd out to show mrs what was for later giving it a wobble n tug for her.
coming out the lift you hand the keys into reception to collect on return.
the 2 girls were smirking as I handed over keys.
yes there on the desk was a split screen cctv monitor with the lift in full view.

not exactly doing it, but I was tugged off in the train loo once, had a shag in most local parks around Croydon and se25, mayday hospital whilst painting there over the weekend.

 

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 06 Sep 19 8.47pm

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

a few years back me & mrs kd were staying in a hotel in brighton(hotel una for those that know it)
we were in the lift , going out for dinner and drinks early evening.
In the lift I got little kd out to show mrs what was for later giving it a wobble n tug for her.
coming out the lift you hand the keys into reception to collect on return.
the 2 girls were smirking as I handed over keys.
yes there on the desk was a split screen cctv monitor with the lift in full view.

not exactly doing it, but I was tugged off in the train loo once, had a shag in most local parks around Croydon and se25, mayday hospital whilst painting there over the weekend.

Brilliant line "giving it a wobble n tug for her"

I'd be careful getting your Johnson out in Brighton though mate.

 

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit
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