to be fair i didint know the names of the mascots either!

and, of course, which seat they sit in!

Thickest thing this year is Sakho's torso.

People same never criticise the poster on HOL, only the post.( we are not like those in " the other place " )

In that spirit I say nothing to OP, to the post I say , what a waste of time and ridiculous post you are .

Responsibility Deficit Disorder is a medical condition. Symptoms include inability to be corrected when wrong, false sense of superiority, desire to share personal info no else cares about, general hubris. It's a medical issue rather than pure arrogance.

Not knowing the name of a bird that flew across the pitch before each game, a couple of folk in fancy dress and some young ladies dancing really doesn’t make him ‘thick’ does it? Is it really disappointing and is he really in a leadership role - such that he needs to know the names of everyone? No.

He probably has more interaction with ball boys - should he know all of their names as well? (And if you equate someone disappointing you with them being ‘thick’ then you must know an awful lot of thick people, because pretty much everyone I come into contact with invariably disappoints me in some way)!

I suspect and hope that before, during and after the game he is more focussed on football stuff, but when he’s finished work he probably just wants to go home, like we all do.

If he did recount all these details, someone would come on here spouting that he must be ‘thick’ as footballs his job and if he spent more time concentrating on that and less time befriending a bird of prey, a couple of folk dressed as giant plastic birds and chatting up the Crystal Girls he’d put in better performances.

Poor bloke can’t win.

Edited by Helmet46 (10 Oct 2020 8.36am)

Mmm, a thick footballer? Isn't that a tautology or is it a pleonasm? I'm not an expert in grammar. Perhaps I'm too thick

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Mark Twain.