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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards georgenorman Flag 11 May 23 9.49am

TransPennine railway company to be brought under government control. It was never going to be a winner when passengers had to pretend that they were of the opposite sex to get a ticket.

 

Fatherken Flag 11 May 23 9.52am

 

Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 11 May 23 9.56am

I was told that even following significant weight gain in lockdown my breasts were insufficient to earn a concession so can see why they have been unsuccessful.

 


Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

Badger11 Flag Beckenham 11 May 23 10.10am

Originally posted by georgenorman

TransPennine railway company to be brought under government control. It was never going to be a winner when passengers had to pretend that they were of the opposite sex to get a ticket.

Seriously do tell I don't know this story.

 


One more point

Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards georgenorman Flag 11 May 23 10.31am

Originally posted by Badger11

Seriously do tell I don't know this story.

Seriously?

 

cROYdonrogers Flag Leamington Spa 11 May 23 10.36am

Route to be taken over by LBGT Rail.

 

eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 11 May 23 10.49am

Got this off the bbc(sorry )

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This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 11 May 23 11.13am

Privatising the railways was never a good idea, as the more rural routes weren't sustainable. Looks like those northern monkeys will have to get the horses and carts out of the barn.

 


I disengage, I turn the page.

Badger11 Flag Beckenham 11 May 23 1.11pm

Originally posted by georgenorman

Seriously?

Ok got it now

 


One more point

YT Flag Oxford 11 May 23 1.52pm

Originally posted by Nicholas91

I was told that even following significant weight gain in lockdown my breasts were insufficient to earn a concession so can see why they have been unsuccessful.

I'm confused now. I thought you needed a knob to be a trans, not girl bits.

 


Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

becky Flag over the moon 11 May 23 2.48pm

I always loved the transpenine express - a story of long ago and far away service......

I was stuck at Newton-Le-Willows station, having just missed the 'proper' train due to a meeting over-running. I desperately had to get into Manchester for an evening engagement, so the porter very kindly explained that he would turn the signal at the end of the platform to red, making the TP express slow down, but that under no circumstances could he allow it to stop..... 'cos it was an express!.

The train duly slowed, and just before it came to a halt I had to wrench the door open whilst running alongside and throw myself into the train - as soon as the door was shut, the porter turned the signal to green and off the train went merrily on to Manchester.

I thought it might take a lot of explaining when I got there as my ticket clearly said N-le-W, but the ticket collector merely smiled and said "I see Derek's up to his tricks again"

If it happened today? A public inquiry, 14 HSE officials having a heart attack and I'd probably have got a lifetime ban and 6 months community service

 


A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 11 May 23 4.13pm

I challenge Starmer to define it.

 


Red and Blue Army!

footythoughts Flag Beckenham 13 May 23 11.34am

I say live and let live but the decision to let trans run their own train network never sat well with me.

 

steeleye20 Flag Croydon 13 May 23 11.45am

Originally posted by becky

I always loved the transpenine express - a story of long ago and far away service......

I was stuck at Newton-Le-Willows station, having just missed the 'proper' train due to a meeting over-running. I desperately had to get into Manchester for an evening engagement, so the porter very kindly explained that he would turn the signal at the end of the platform to red, making the TP express slow down, but that under no circumstances could he allow it to stop..... 'cos it was an express!.

The train duly slowed, and just before it came to a halt I had to wrench the door open whilst running alongside and throw myself into the train - as soon as the door was shut, the porter turned the signal to green and off the train went merrily on to Manchester.

I thought it might take a lot of explaining when I got there as my ticket clearly said N-le-W, but the ticket collector merely smiled and said "I see Derek's up to his tricks again"

If it happened today? A public inquiry, 14 HSE officials having a heart attack and I'd probably have got a lifetime ban and 6 months community service

Fascinating, you were travelling first class?


 


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