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Phil’s Barber Flag Crowborough 14 Mar 24 10.06am

Great player for us indeed. Off the pitch a very different story!

I used to play with Marlon King and we obviously used to socialise outside of training.

He was good friends with Troy Deeney who in turn was very good mates with Punch. I was often with two of them and occasionally in the company of all 3.

Not at all nice people.

 

monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 14 Mar 24 11.41am

‘Great’ player?? He had a good little spell under Pulis, scored a handful of important goals to help keep us up in that first season. But after that he never did much else for me, apart from giving us that sniff of hope in the cup final of course. Went missing in games, quite lazy and gave the ball away a lot. But we all remember different things and have different expectations of players and we’ve certainly had a lot worse, so I respect your opinions

 

Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 14 Mar 24 11.55am

Originally posted by monkey

‘Great’ player?? He had a good little spell under Pulis, scored a handful of important goals to help keep us up in that first season. But after that he never did much else for me, apart from giving us that sniff of hope in the cup final of course. Went missing in games, quite lazy and gave the ball away a lot. But we all remember different things and have different expectations of players and we’ve certainly had a lot worse, so I respect your opinions

We are 'Birds on the same twig' on this matter. I recognise some of his worthy performances but I would not bestow the honour of using the word 'Great' to describe his contribution to his boyhood club.

 

Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 14 Mar 24 11.58am

Originally posted by monkey

Just incase someone didn’t know who he was

Who could forget him after his fling with Kylie Minogue!

 


Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 14 Mar 24 12.30pm

Originally posted by Nicholas91

Who could forget him after his fling with Kylie Minogue!

Was that before or after him and the Argonauts went in search of the Golden Fleece?

 

eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 14 Mar 24 1.16pm

Originally posted by monkey

Was that before or after him and the Argonauts went in search of the Golden Fleece?

 


This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 14 Mar 24 1.41pm

Had a good career with take that as well

Okay I’ll stop now

 

Goal Machine Flag The Cronx 14 Mar 24 2.11pm

Puncheon at Wembley. Best moment of my life. Will take some beating.

The 45 mins that followed were not so good.

 

in-exile Flag Sevenoaks 24 Mar 24 12.40pm

WTF didn't Pardew start him...

 

eaglesdare Flag 24 Mar 24 1.12pm

Originally posted by Goal Machine

Puncheon at Wembley. Best moment of my life. Will take some beating.

The 45 mins that followed were not so good.

I was in 2 minutes of pure ecstasy.

 

monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 24 Mar 24 3.51pm

Originally posted by in-exile

WTF didn't Pardew start him...

Clash of ego’s I think, both were pretty full of themselves

 

monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 24 Mar 24 3.52pm

Originally posted by eaglesdare

I was in 2 minutes of pure ecstasy.

I only need 30 seconds these days

 

CharlesPaterson Flag 26 Mar 24 4.58pm

Originally posted by Willo

Jason Puncheon, born in Croydon, lived in Clifton Road, which is near the ground, and was a ballboy at Selhurst Park.
Alan Pardew signed him for Southampton.

His mum worked in The Clifton too, match day barmaid when Dave Harper was there

 

ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 26 Mar 24 5.01pm

Originally posted by monkey

I only need 30 seconds these days

Yet the missus may prefer extra time and penalties.

 


Red and Blue Army!

Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 26 Mar 24 5.28pm

Originally posted by CharlesPaterson

His mum worked in The Clifton too, match day barmaid when Dave Harper was there

The first ever substitute for Ipswich.
RIP.

 

Phil’s Barber Flag Crowborough 26 Mar 24 6.36pm

Originally posted by Willo

The first ever substitute for Ipswich.
RIP.

Worked in a bakers in Tewksbury in his youth but had to leave because of his allergy to yeast.
RIP.

 

HKOwen Flag Hong Kong 28 Mar 24 11.46pm

Originally posted by HKOwen

Absolute belter

I was expecting at least one pick up on this pun

 


Responsibility Deficit Disorder is a medical condition. Symptoms include inability to be corrected when wrong, false sense of superiority, desire to share personal info no else cares about, general hubris. It's a medical issue rather than pure arrogance.

ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 29 Mar 24 10.40am

Originally posted by HKOwen

I was expecting at least one pick up on this pun

I thought it was a good one mate. See page two.

 


Red and Blue Army!

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