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chollis Dingly Dell 23 Jan 06 12.17pm
She's gone to meet the Cod Almighty. Loverman is a fcuking arsehole.

chollis

Dingly Dell 23 Jan 06 12.17pm

She's gone to meet the Cod Almighty.

Loverman is a fcuking arsehole.

tome Inner Tantalus Time. 23 Jan 06 12.36pm
I hear she'd even brought along the KY Jellyfish to have some fun. He'll be feeling like a fish out of water now... A one and a two...

tome

Inner Tantalus Time. 23 Jan 06 12.36pm

I hear she'd even brought along the KY Jellyfish to have some fun.

He'll be feeling like a fish out of water now...

A one and a two...

A_JsShorts 23 Jan 06 12.37pm
He'll be fine, he just need to be assured that there's plenty more fish in the sea. (personally I think this is all codswallop, Reborn i'm ashamed of you your meant to be his mate and his rock in times of sadness)

A_JsShorts 23 Jan 06 12.37pm

He'll be fine, he just need to be assured that there's plenty more fish in the sea.

(personally I think this is all codswallop, Reborn i'm ashamed of you your meant to be his mate and his rock in times of sadness)

tome Inner Tantalus Time. 23 Jan 06 12.40pm
He'll be completely wobbegong. He wanted a bit of that octopussy. A one and a two...

tome

Inner Tantalus Time. 23 Jan 06 12.40pm

He'll be completely wobbegong. He wanted a bit of that octopussy.

A one and a two...

madcap #winning 23 Jan 06 12.46pm
I imagine Horsham's waiting to be told this is a load of Pollock. All Football fans are scum and should be treated as such Thank You, Goodnight, Much Love x

madcap

#winning 23 Jan 06 12.46pm

I imagine Horsham's waiting to be told this is a load of Pollock.

All Football fans are scum and should be treated as such

Thank You, Goodnight, Much Love x

cupid stunt 23 Jan 06 12.51pm
he`s probably just waiting for everything to tide over If there`s a camel up a hill then its asbestos flaygon you to you to

cupid stunt

23 Jan 06 12.51pm

he`s probably just waiting for everything to tide over

If there`s a camel up a hill then its asbestos flaygon you to you to

tome Inner Tantalus Time. 23 Jan 06 12.53pm
Nah, he's so distressed his hammerhead against a wall. A one and a two...

tome

Inner Tantalus Time. 23 Jan 06 12.53pm

Nah, he's so distressed his hammerhead against a wall.

A one and a two...

reborn 23 Jan 06 12.54pm
He's probaly crying oceans of tears as we speak... (this could run for days) My username has nothing to do with my religious beliefs

reborn 23 Jan 06 12.54pm

He's probaly crying oceans of tears as we speak...

(this could run for days)

My username has nothing to do with my religious beliefs

cupid stunt 23 Jan 06 12.55pm
apparently she was a right old salt If there`s a camel up a hill then its asbestos flaygon you to you to

cupid stunt

23 Jan 06 12.55pm

apparently she was a right old salt

If there`s a camel up a hill then its asbestos flaygon you to you to

REDNBLUEARMY69 23 Jan 06 1.01pm
sad loss for him but to stop this happening again to him he's gotta sort his bait out though Edited by REDNBLUEARMY69 (23 Jan 2006 1:08pm)

REDNBLUEARMY69 23 Jan 06 1.01pm

sad loss for him but to stop this happening again to him he's gotta sort his bait out though

Edited by REDNBLUEARMY69 (23 Jan 2006 1:08pm)

cupid stunt 23 Jan 06 1.01pm
also the whales mothers back end of the body was a pinky colour, we think that was just a fairy tail though If there`s a camel up a hill then its asbestos flaygon you to you to

cupid stunt

23 Jan 06 1.01pm

also the whales mothers back end of the body was a pinky colour, we think that was just a fairy tail though

If there`s a camel up a hill then its asbestos flaygon you to you to

KingsleY Tadworth, Surrey 23 Jan 06 1.16pm
Am I the only one who thought Lukes Mum had seriously died when they read the thread title? [biggest]KingsleY[/biggest]

KingsleY

Tadworth, Surrey 23 Jan 06 1.16pm

Am I the only one who thought Lukes Mum had seriously died when they read the thread title?

[biggest]KingsleY[/biggest]

SidcupMatt Sidcup 23 Jan 06 1.25pm
Quote KingsleY at 23 Jan 2006 1:16pm Am I the only one who thought Lukes Mum had seriously died when they read the thread title? No, I thought that too. 300th Member Of Roffeyeagle/SpikeyMatt School of Optimism. WASG Member #5

SidcupMatt

Sidcup 23 Jan 06 1.25pm

Quote KingsleY at 23 Jan 2006 1:16pm

Am I the only one who thought Lukes Mum had seriously died when they read the thread title?

No, I thought that too.

300th Member Of Roffeyeagle/SpikeyMatt School of Optimism.

WASG Member #5

madcap #winning 23 Jan 06 1.27pm
in that case, reborn OWNED the pair of you All Football fans are scum and should be treated as such Thank You, Goodnight, Much Love x

madcap

#winning 23 Jan 06 1.27pm

in that case, reborn OWNED the pair of you

All Football fans are scum and should be treated as such

Thank You, Goodnight, Much Love x

reborn 23 Jan 06 1.29pm
Kingsley and Sidcupmatt OWNED...Like it You're now my bitches... My username has nothing to do with my religious beliefs

reborn 23 Jan 06 1.29pm

Kingsley and Sidcupmatt

OWNED...Like it

You're now my bitches...

My username has nothing to do with my religious beliefs

SidcupMatt Sidcup 23 Jan 06 1.33pm
Quote reborn at 23 Jan 2006 1:29pm Kingsley and Sidcupmatt OWNED...Like it You're now my bitches... You wished I was your bitch. 300th Member Of Roffeyeagle/SpikeyMatt School of Optimism. WASG Member #5

SidcupMatt

Sidcup 23 Jan 06 1.33pm

Quote reborn at 23 Jan 2006 1:29pm

Kingsley and Sidcupmatt

OWNED...Like it

You're now my bitches...

You wished I was your bitch.

300th Member Of Roffeyeagle/SpikeyMatt School of Optimism.

WASG Member #5

REDNBLUEARMY69 23 Jan 06 1.34pm
Quote KingsleY at 23 Jan 2006 1:16pm Am I the only one who thought Lukes Mum had seriously died when they read the thread title? no i'm with you as well mate seriously thought there was something wrong but glad to see it isn't the case

REDNBLUEARMY69 23 Jan 06 1.34pm

Quote KingsleY at 23 Jan 2006 1:16pm

Am I the only one who thought Lukes Mum had seriously died when they read the thread title?

no i'm with you as well mate seriously thought there was something wrong but glad to see it isn't the case

beagle pom tiddly om pom pom 23 Jan 06 1.39pm
Quote reborn at 23 Jan 2006 12:07pm Apparently he was pissed off coz she didnt give him a hump. I'm told she used to blow fairly frequently, however. When the time comes, I want die just like my Dad - at peace and asleep. Not screaming and terrified. Like his passengers.

beagle

pom tiddly om pom pom 23 Jan 06 1.39pm

Quote reborn at 23 Jan 2006 12:07pm

Apparently he was pissed off coz she didnt give him a hump.

I'm told she used to blow fairly frequently, however.

When the time comes, I want die just like my Dad - at peace and asleep.
Not screaming and terrified.
Like his passengers.

madcap #winning 23 Jan 06 1.55pm
Quote Moose at 23 Jan 2006 1:41pm I'm moving this to Fin Talk. Best. Pun. Ever! All Football fans are scum and should be treated as such Thank You, Goodnight, Much Love x

madcap

#winning 23 Jan 06 1.55pm

Quote Moose at 23 Jan 2006 1:41pm

I'm moving this to Fin Talk.

Best. Pun. Ever!

All Football fans are scum and should be treated as such

Thank You, Goodnight, Much Love x

cupid stunt 23 Jan 06 1.57pm
it may end up in gilld talk If there`s a camel up a hill then its asbestos flaygon you to you to

cupid stunt

23 Jan 06 1.57pm

it may end up in gilld talk

If there`s a camel up a hill then its asbestos flaygon you to you to

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