This page is no longer updated, and is the old forum. For new topics visit the New HOL forum.
Register | Edit Profile | Subscriptions | Forum Rules | Log In
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
---|---|
My F*cking Nan Would Have Scored That! Scientists put supporters' protestations to the test in a series of epic sporting recreations using CGI technology and special breathing apparatus. Tonight, Gazza's miss against Germany in Euro 96. Mrs Mabel Grimethorpe of Selby, North Yorks, dispossesses a German, lays it off to Sheringham, first time to Shearer. Can an exhausted Mabel get on the end of Shearer's teasing cross?
[Link] |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
---|---|
Quote Jake d'Eagle at 11 Dec 2007 3:33pm
I can see a whole range of Christmas 'specials'. Noel Edmonds roasting on an open fire, surrounded by street drinkers, who take it in turns to 'explain' to The Spice girls the true meaning of Christmas (as well as Hepatitis and Bukkake). Music from Chas & Dave, live from a swamp in Paraguay.
We visit Noel at home on Christmas morning and watch him w*nking into a stillborn pheasant
[Link] |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
nickgusset ![]() |
|
---|---|
from aardman animations... dancing come.
|
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
---|---|
nice one nick, thought the f*cking station had been closed down
[Link] |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
nickgusset ![]() |
|
---|---|
nah its just been moved. bit iffy having it next to the christian channel tho. are you gonna show repeats of the xxx factor?
|
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
---|---|
Quote nickgusset at 21 Feb 2008 4:10pm
nah its just been moved. bit iffy having it next to the christian channel tho. are you gonna show repeats of the xxx factor?
‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
---|---|
One Gran & her Log Watch Ethel looking shocked when she peers down & finds blood in her faeces. Death is on its way. Countdowns Richard whitely and Carol Vordermann downs syndrome lookalikes dribble their way through the popular show Polish Countdown All consenants, no vowels.
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
---|---|
I like this thread. How do you solve a problem like Mariah? Mariah Carey, me, a shotgun, woodlands & a deer stalker hat.
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
---|---|
Meal or no meal A bunch of OAP's work out if they can afford to eat while looking at their fuel bills.
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
---|---|
Slashes to Slashes.
Twitter! [Tweet Link]
Justin Bieber: the singing amoeba |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
---|---|
Quote kinky1960 at 21 Feb 2008 4:46pm
Meal or no meal A bunch of OAP's work out if they can afford to eat while looking at their fuel bills.
Ply 'er Ply 'er A rework of Liar Liar. Chakademus plies a groupie with enough rohypnol to rape a donkey.
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
---|---|
Knife Swap
[Link] |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
Registration is now on our new message board
To login with your existing username you will need to convert your account over to the new message board.
All images and text on this site are copyright © 1999-2024 The Holmesdale Online, unless otherwise stated.
Web Design by Guntrisoft Ltd.