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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 09 Dec 08 5.20pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Ode to Trevor Horn

Working for record label ZTT must have really been a struggle,

I didnt know, until re-cent-ly, you were that perm haired, four eyed Buggle

 

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 09 Jan 09 10.16pm

Ode to Eoghan


You were on x factor,
but you lost,
so now it's back ta
giving Cowells knob a nosh
to have any chance of
making it big.

 
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Jake d'Eagle Flag in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 15 Jan 09 4.21pm

Coldplay, Coldplay.
For f***'s sake,
Go away.

 

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

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morganistic Flag 16 Jan 09 1.32pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

That hippy bird
Tanita Tikaram
Saw her once,
in Sydenham,
Had facial hairs
With sick in 'em

Edited by morganistic (16 Jan 2009 1:33pm)

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 26 Jan 09 5.21pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Ode to Cher

Cher was once a plain young girl and married Sonny Bono,
She was just a hippy chick and he looked a real homo,
They had some kids, now her kids have kids,
So that makes her a granny,
I now think, that with her plastic bits, she looks just like a tranny

 

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morganistic Flag 27 Jan 09 12.13am Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Ode to Brandon Flowers

You gave us an electric shock
With the brilliant Mister Brightside
Now you prance around
in gold lamé
And dance like Norman Whiteside

Edited by morganistic (27 Jan 2009 12:19am)

 

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morganistic Flag 24 Feb 09 12.38pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Oh look, in my garden,
It's only the Kings of Leon!
Would you mind sodding off please?
I've actually got me tea on

 

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 24 Feb 09 11.41pm

you put them in your toaster
they're full of fruit and 5hit
they burn yer bostard mouth off
and taste like focking grit


oops-should have put it in the odes to pop tarts fred

 
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SpikeyMatt Flag Fishing for condiments 25 Feb 09 12.44am Send a Private Message to SpikeyMatt Add SpikeyMatt as a friend

Ode to The Saturdays

Two of 'em used to be in the S Club 8,
But now they sing about "Issues",
The Saturdays really ain't that great,
But they make me reach for my tissues.

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Justin Bieber: the singing amoeba
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morganistic Flag 25 Feb 09 10.55am Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Ding dong
Who's there
Sh*t it's those f*cking
Kings of Leon!
Can you clear off please it's the Fifth Round of the FA Cup
Sponsored by E.ON

 

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morganistic Flag 25 Feb 09 11.18am Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Ring ring
Hello?
Oh no it's the Kings of Leon
I said i'd rather have dinner with William Hague thanks
And his lovely wife Ffion

 

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morganistic Flag 25 Feb 09 11.24am Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

I turned up at the gig
With a t-shirt in letters big
YOU'RE A LOAD
OF OLLOCKS
It was for the Kings of Leon
But i'd forgot to sew the B on

 

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