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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 12 Apr 17 5.24pm

Originally posted by paperhat

I can say proudly that she is correct.

Sadly, she's never seen any of it though

I have been observing you from a far ever since Watford remember

 


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paperhat Flag croydon 12 Apr 17 5.26pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

I have been observing you from a far ever since Watford remember

yes and you'd do well to remember to do what that nice judge said to you as well. remember "at least 100 metres away" please

 


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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 12 Apr 17 9.57pm

Originally posted by paperhat

yes and you'd do well to remember to do what that nice judge said to you as well. remember "at least 100 metres away" please

I was.. I have just invested in a decent pair of binoculars . And now with you being on a sky Monday night I don't need to be at the ground to stalk you #evil laugh

 


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richard shaw (og)65 Flag my minds eye 13 Apr 17 11.16am

Originally posted by Willo

Indeed I have seen young ladies buy their partner a drink at a bar which is very alien to me.

In my day it was just the 'Done thing' that the male bought the drinks. If you took a girl to a cocktail bar this could work out quite expensive but then you went there knowing it would hit you in the pocket.

All very different these days generally - I have seen couples out and they are on their phones not even talking to one another ! Probably texting each other !!!!

Edited by Willo (15 Mar 2017 2.23pm)

willo , i thought pulling in "your day" was clubbing them over the head and dragging them by their hair back to the cave

 


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NKEagle Flag Pyongyang 13 Apr 17 4.42pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

I think I would. The more clinical the better. Perhaps she could wear a rubber glove and call me a naughty boy. Would be good if the whole experience was really unromantic and she looked bored.

If that's what floats your boat, you're going to LOVE being married!

 

elgrande Flag bedford 13 Apr 17 5.42pm

Originally posted by NKEagle

If that's what floats your boat, you're going to LOVE being married!

 


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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 13 Apr 17 6.06pm

Originally posted by NKEagle

If that's what floats your boat, you're going to LOVE being married!

Hes only been married 5 minutes and they are childless.. give it time ffs

 


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Part Time James Flag 13 Apr 17 7.08pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Hes only been married 5 minutes and they are childless.. give it time ffs

That makes it sound like one of us is barren.

 




7mins Flag In the bush 16 Apr 17 10.11pm

Nice date tonight.

 

HeathMan Flag Purley 16 Apr 17 10.24pm

willo , i thought pulling in "your day" was clubbing them over the head and dragging them by their hair back to the cave

All ladies love old fashioned romance - including the prospect of being asked what she would like for breakfast (a real man hunting early in the morning.

 

Kermit8 Flag Hevon 16 Apr 17 10.44pm

Originally posted by 7mins

Nice date tonight.

Blimey. I know things have been disappointing but no need to have given up and gone onto Grindr just yet.

 


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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 16 Apr 17 11.11pm

Originally posted by 7mins

Nice date tonight.

Oooh. Someone got a blow job lol

 


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7mins Flag In the bush 23 Apr 17 9.15am

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Oooh. Someone got a blow job lol

Not on date No1.

Did on date No2 though.

This one seems normal.

My observations are:

There's a lot of women online looking for someone to financially support/help them

There's a lot of women with a few issues.

Some are desperate for kids/relationship

You gotta stick at it.... For me...for every 10 dates... 2 will be decent (but maybe I'm over picky).

 

Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 26 Apr 17 2.58pm

Originally posted by 7mins

Not on date No1.

Did on date No2 though.

This one seems normal.

My observations are:

There's a lot of women online looking for someone to financially support/help them

There's a lot of women with a few issues.

Some are desperate for kids/relationship

You gotta stick at it.... For me...for every 10 dates... 2 will be decent (but maybe I'm over picky).

What's happening. Are you seeing her again. Has she chosen baby names yet?

 


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7mins Flag In the bush 26 Apr 17 5.05pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

What's happening. Are you seeing her again. Has she chosen baby names yet?

Off for a meal Saturday night. I met her for lunch yesterday.

I think she wants to stay Saturday night.... she's driving over to my place... then we're getting a cab to restaurant... because we both wanna have a drink... so I can't see how she's gonna get back home.

Either way... I've deep cleaned my gaff... deleted my browsing history and put green stuff in the fridge

 

jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 26 Apr 17 5.17pm

Originally posted by 7mins

Off for a meal Saturday night. I met her for lunch yesterday.

I think she wants to stay Saturday night.... she's driving over to my place... then we're getting a cab to restaurant... because we both wanna have a drink... so I can't see how she's gonna get back home.

Either way... I've deep cleaned my gaff... deleted my browsing history and put green stuff in the fridge

That's good though, puts it out there in the open, that its 'test drive time'. You've checked out the bodywork, looked around the engine, kicked the tires, so now its time to see how he/she handles.

Last thing you want to do is spend ages getting to know someone and fall in love with someone who doesn't ring the bell.

 


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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 26 Apr 17 5.20pm

Originally posted by 7mins

Off for a meal Saturday night. I met her for lunch yesterday.

I think she wants to stay Saturday night.... she's driving over to my place... then we're getting a cab to restaurant... because we both wanna have a drink... so I can't see how she's gonna get back home.

Either way... I've deep cleaned my gaff... deleted my browsing history and put green stuff in the fridge

Hidden your post /p*** stash?
What's she like then age background, she's not the Elvis fan is she

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 26 Apr 17 5.20pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

That makes it sound like one of us is barren.

The only thing I hated about finding out I could no longer have children, was having to go into the doctors office to find out.

I was going to say having spent money on condoms, but then I remembered some of the choices I've made.

Kids, biological terrorism.

Edited by jamiemartin721 (26 Apr 2017 5.21pm)

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 26 Apr 17 5.22pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Hidden your post /p*** stash?
What's she like then age background, she's not the Elvis fan is she

One of the things I liked about my wife is that she likes p***. Actually her habits are far more disturbing than mine. She can't come if the woman isn't screaming.

 


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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 26 Apr 17 5.24pm

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

The only thing I hated about finding out I could no longer have children, was having to go into the doctors office to find out.

I was going to say having spent money on condoms, but then I remembered some of the choices I've made.

Kids, biological terrorism.

Edited by jamiemartin721 (26 Apr 2017 5.21pm)

Might be a wild generalisation but I generally find the maternal pull is stronger in most women.

 


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