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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
some of the latest recruits frankly lack the necessary naffness to stand alongside either The Spinners or The Bachelors … Rhianna? can't see it … why haven't any of you called upon the Graf Zeppelin of early 70s light entertainment … Check back to page five-I mentioned Mrs Mills there.
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Originally posted by Cannonball
Check back to page five-I mentioned Mrs Mills there. so you did with Harry Secombe, and there was a bit of fall out which I overlooked, so instead I need to summon Derek Guyler with his washboard and Hinge and Bracket, can't match the punch power of Secombe and Mills but they can certainly bob and weave better than your fatties.
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
so you did with Harry Secombe, and there was a bit of fall out which I overlooked, so instead I need to summon Derek Guyler with his washboard and Hinge and Bracket, can't match the punch power of Secombe and Mills but they can certainly bob and weave better than your fatties. here come the behemoths-Winifred Atwell and Russ Conway.
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
so you did with Harry Secombe, and there was a bit of fall out which I overlooked, so instead I need to summon Derek Guyler with his washboard and Hinge and Bracket, can't match the punch power of Secombe and Mills but they can certainly bob and weave better than your fatties. Have to suspect Guyler’s bobbing and weaving days are but a memory. In any case Suzi Quatro will can his can for him.
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Originally posted by Cannonball
here come the behemoths-Winifred Atwell and Russ Conway. How will they match up to the mammoths of MOR Renee and Renato?
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Originally posted by nettletoneagle
How will they match up to the mammoths of MOR Renee and Renato? Not well when the Goombay Dance Band rock up with their Strawberry Switchblade.
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle
Not well when the Goombay Dance Band rock up with their Strawberry Switchblade.
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Originally posted by nettletoneagle
Joe Dolce will turn him into a big Blancmange.
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle
Joe Dolce will turn him into a big Blancmange.
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Originally posted by nettletoneagle
Yes, well, Plastic Bertrand has a plan for her.
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle
Yes, well, Plastic Bertrand has a plan for her. Unfortunately PB is self isolating after contracting the Corona virus from Mac and Katie Kissoon's sugar candy kisses
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Originally posted by nettletoneagle
Unfortunately PB is self isolating after contracting the Corona virus from Mac and Katie Kissoon's sugar candy kisses And they do it but luckily Bertie has been hanging around with Booby Vee so will bounce back.
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