Apostrophe Club
A group of disillusioned men form an underground grammar clique. Contains bad language, poor grammar and apostrophe misuse throughout

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Death Ballet

Like Robot Wars, but with tiny ladies in fluffy tu-tus, kicking the s*** out of one another. With Axes.

Edited by Jake d'Eagle (11 Mar 2008 3:17pm)

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

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An Ogle With Fogle
In an extraordinary sexual-socio experiment, Ben Fogle agrees to wear a tiny hidden camera between his eyes at a glitzy showbiz party. As the free champagne begins to take its toll, Fogle gets knocked back by a busty lingerie model and angrily removes his camera. Two hours later the police are called - and Fogle is accused of raping Fern Britton

Edited by morganistic (15 Mar 2008 1:48am)

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Pebble Mills At One
Heather Mills is bound and gagged outside BBC Television Centre at 1pm and has pebbles thrown at her head

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

What's on tonight Morg? My xbox broke so I have to watch the only channel I can get in my house- MBC.

I'll definitely be checking that out! Hopefully it includes the infamous but previously unseen footage of Sol Campbell breaking down as he recalls the part he played.