I know you are but what am I?

Ode to Elton John

You sang that song with Kiki Dee
You looked like you really dug her
In fact you were a great big jess
And prefered an arse to bugger

You and Renate you got wed
You looked like two romantics
Yet un-beknown to all of us
You were still up to your arse antics

Then you came out and the songs made sense
Song for Guy and Daniel
Then you got the stupid wig
Made from the pubes off a ginger Spaniel

Now you play the flaming queen
No more songs like Crocodile Rock
You spend your days having hissy fits
And sucking Davids cock.

Edited by The Sash (26 Feb 2009 12:35pm)

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

That's pure poetry Sash. If Viz pay for reader's contributions you could be sitting on a gold mine!

That's just the ramblings of a madman

Ode to Pop Idol's Will Young

Ten Years ago we watched you win
Laughing at that f*cking chin
But your songs are crap and never rhyme
You made me cringe on Question Time

At least you beat that Gareth Gates
The stuttering prick who has no mates
He just fills me full of boredom
Mind you he did get to f*ck Jordan

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

This thread is,without doubt,the best laugh I've had in ages.
Thank you all.

I know you are but what am I?

long may it continue mate

he's the meanest rhymer on the board
is the mighty sash
and if he wants
he can go to bed
with don rogers tache

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