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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 30 Apr 17 1.49pm

Originally posted by 7mins

she also knows what she wants.

Your cock and all your money hahahaha #evillaugh

 


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7mins Flag In the bush 30 Apr 17 2.16pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Your cock and all your money hahahaha #evillaugh

Relationships are about compromise... I'll meet 50% of those demands.

 

Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 30 Apr 17 4.12pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Your cock and all your money hahahaha #evillaugh

The latter more than the former, in most cases.

 


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7mins Flag In the bush 05 May 17 8.19am

Stayed last night, still going well.

 

NKEagle Flag Pyongyang 05 May 17 2.25pm

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

The latter more than the former, in most cases.

In my experience women are unwilling to accept the former without it being accompanied by the latter.

 

Pikester Flag Worthing 05 May 17 2.37pm

Originally posted by 7mins

Stayed last night, still going well.

We would have waited for you to finish before providing an update. Viagra?

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 05 May 17 2.42pm

Originally posted by 7mins

She has some unexpected skills... she also knows what she wants. I gotta play footie later... hopefully I'm sub

Presumably then she is dom.

 


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Lyons550 Flag Shirley 05 May 17 3.31pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

I reckon if he suggests a "threes up" then he won't get to tick anything off the bucket list. Unless being given the bum's rush by an angry 42 year old housewife is on there.

Wow....you've changed....

Edited by Lyons550 (05 May 2017 3.31pm)

 


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Lyons550 Flag Shirley 05 May 17 3.33pm

Originally posted by 7mins

Stayed last night, still going well.

Good work ...You sure she's not eyeing up the gaff to see if it can double as an HMO though?

 


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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 05 May 17 3.51pm

Originally posted by Lyons550

Good work ...You sure she's not eyeing up the gaff to see if it can double as an HMO though?

 


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NickinOX Flag Sailing country. 05 May 17 5.40pm

Originally posted by Lyons550

Good work ...You sure she's not eyeing up the gaff to see if it can double as an HMO though?

She moved in.

 


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7mins Flag In the bush 06 May 17 10.18am

She phoned me and said "what are we, f**k buddies, or in the early stages of relationship?" I said the latter... she said that's fine... she was fine with either scenario, but now I've said we're in the early stages of a relationship, she said she only had one demand... exclusivity... she doesn't want money or for me to give up time with family/friends... she said she is totally happy to fit in around my existing commitments... she'll never moan about where I go, or who with. All she wants is me being faithful.

Just need to convert her to Palace and she'll be perfect.

 

elgrande Flag bedford 06 May 17 11.06am

Originally posted by 7mins

She phoned me and said "what are we, f**k buddies, or in the early stages of relationship?" I said the latter... she said that's fine... she was fine with either scenario, but now I've said we're in the early stages of a relationship, she said she only had one demand... exclusivity... she doesn't want money or for me to give up time with family/friends... she said she is totally happy to fit in around my existing commitments... she'll never moan about where I go, or who with. All she wants is me being faithful.

Just need to convert her to Palace and she'll be perfect.

Sounds like a keeper to me mate,Good luck.

 


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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 06 May 17 11.40am

Originally posted by 7mins

She phoned me and said "what are we, f**k buddies, or in the early stages of relationship?" I said the latter... she said that's fine... she was fine with either scenario, but now I've said we're in the early stages of a relationship, she said she only had one demand... exclusivity... she doesn't want money or for me to give up time with family/friends... she said she is totally happy to fit in around my existing commitments... she'll never moan about where I go, or who with. All she wants is me being faithful.

Just need to convert her to Palace and she'll be perfect.

You gave the right answer there sir. She clearly wouldn't have been that ok with a f*** buddy situation. People say they are ok with it but its actually very hard in reality to do it without some feelings coming along at some point. Just make sure you mean it and don't lead her on!

Ok!

 


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7mins Flag In the bush 06 May 17 4.44pm

Originally posted by elgrande

Sounds like a keeper to me mate,Good luck.

Cheers mate.

 

7mins Flag In the bush 06 May 17 4.44pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

You gave the right answer there sir. She clearly wouldn't have been that ok with a f*** buddy situation. People say they are ok with it but its actually very hard in reality to do it without some feelings coming along at some point. Just make sure you mean it and don't lead her on!

Ok!

Yes ma'am

 

steph_eagle Flag Thornton Heath 06 Sep 17 12.30pm

For some reason the below made me think of this thread

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Part Time James Flag 06 Sep 17 12.42pm

Originally posted by steph_eagle

For some reason the below made me think of this thread

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I think it's good in a relationship to be comfortable with each other and there's no better test than sh*tting in someone's window. However, when you get a bit too comfortable with each other then you stop finding each other as sexy, so my advice to her would be to make this a one off.

 




Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 06 Sep 17 3.47pm

Yes. How's the OP getting on with this lady. We demand an update......!

 


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Pikester Flag Worthing 06 Sep 17 3.53pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

I think it's good in a relationship to be comfortable with each other and there's no better test than sh*tting in someone's window. However, when you get a bit too comfortable with each other then you stop finding each other as sexy, so my advice to her would be to make this a one off.

The window s***ting is definitely a 2nd or 3rd date thing in my book.
Doing it on a first date is a big no-no.

 


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