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Part Time James 06 Sep 17 3.58pm
Originally posted by Pikester The window s***ting is definitely a 2nd or 3rd date thing in my book. Doing it on a first date is a big no-no. When you're just dating it's relatively easy not to have to go for a poo in the other person's house at all. I don't think I've ever been on such a long date that I've had to take a dump. Not just because girls took one look at me and took a fake phone call. I could easily go at least 48 hours without a poo, albeit with a slightly knotted feeling inside, if I had to. Doing a poo in another person's house only crops up if you're staying a couple of nights in my opinion. If this girl was staying a couple of nights on a first date then it's no wonder she was too embarrassed to have her name published.

Part Time James

06 Sep 17 3.58pm

Originally posted by Pikester

The window s***ting is definitely a 2nd or 3rd date thing in my book.
Doing it on a first date is a big no-no.

When you're just dating it's relatively easy not to have to go for a poo in the other person's house at all. I don't think I've ever been on such a long date that I've had to take a dump. Not just because girls took one look at me and took a fake phone call.

I could easily go at least 48 hours without a poo, albeit with a slightly knotted feeling inside, if I had to. Doing a poo in another person's house only crops up if you're staying a couple of nights in my opinion.

If this girl was staying a couple of nights on a first date then it's no wonder she was too embarrassed to have her name published.

Part Time James 06 Sep 17 3.59pm
Or she was taking a precaution in case he wanted to probe her up the wrong'un.

Part Time James

06 Sep 17 3.59pm

Or she was taking a precaution in case he wanted to probe her up the wrong'un.

Michaelawt85 Bexley 06 Sep 17 4.01pm
Most likely nerves coupled with food and alcohol which set her bowel off When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

Michaelawt85

Bexley 06 Sep 17 4.01pm

Most likely nerves coupled with food and alcohol which set her bowel off

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

Part Time James 06 Sep 17 4.09pm
Originally posted by Michaelawt85 Most likely nerves coupled with food and alcohol which set her bowel off Fair play. As a non-drinker I find it hard to imagine. Coffee sets me off though. If the article said she'd had a sneaky latte then I'd not have been surprised she shat in a window. Edited by Part Time James (06 Sep 2017 4.10pm) Edited by Part Time James (06 Sep 2017 4.49pm)

Part Time James

06 Sep 17 4.09pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Most likely nerves coupled with food and alcohol which set her bowel off

Fair play. As a non-drinker I find it hard to imagine.

Coffee sets me off though. If the article said she'd had a sneaky latte then I'd not have been surprised she shat in a window.

Edited by Part Time James (06 Sep 2017 4.10pm)

Edited by Part Time James (06 Sep 2017 4.49pm)

steph_eagle Thornton Heath 06 Sep 17 4.45pm
Originally posted by Part Time James Fair play. As a non-drinker I find it hard to imagine. Coffee sets me off though. If the article said she'd had a sneaky latte then it'd not have been surprised she shat in a window. Edited by Part Time James (06 Sep 2017 4.10pm) FFS

steph_eagle

Thornton Heath 06 Sep 17 4.45pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

Fair play. As a non-drinker I find it hard to imagine.

Coffee sets me off though. If the article said she'd had a sneaky latte then it'd not have been surprised she shat in a window.

Edited by Part Time James (06 Sep 2017 4.10pm)

FFS

elgrande bedford 06 Sep 17 5.12pm
Originally posted by Part Time James Or she was taking a precaution in case he wanted to probe her up the wrong'un. Sounds right to me....ptj always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

elgrande

bedford 06 Sep 17 5.12pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

Or she was taking a precaution in case he wanted to probe her up the wrong'un.

Sounds right to me....ptj

always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

7mins In the bush 06 Sep 17 5.32pm
Originally posted by Michaelawt85 Yes. How's the OP getting on with this lady. We demand an update......! Things are going well, we went on a few holidays over the summer (States and Canary Islands). I've even given her a key to my place. She is still letting me play football on Thursdays and see my mates on a fri. This Sunday she invited me to a pub lunch, it's her aunts birthday and her family will all be there. It starts at 3... I said I'll get there late as Palace are on Sky.. she said that's fine. She might just be a keeper.

7mins

In the bush 06 Sep 17 5.32pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Yes. How's the OP getting on with this lady. We demand an update......!

Things are going well, we went on a few holidays over the summer (States and Canary Islands).
I've even given her a key to my place. She is still letting me play football on Thursdays and see my mates on a fri.
This Sunday she invited me to a pub lunch, it's her aunts birthday and her family will all be there. It starts at 3... I said I'll get there late as Palace are on Sky.. she said that's fine.

She might just be a keeper.

elgrande bedford 06 Sep 17 7.14pm
Originally posted by 7mins Things are going well, we went on a few holidays over the summer (States and Canary Islands). I've even given her a key to my place. She is still letting me play football on Thursdays and see my mates on a fri. This Sunday she invited me to a pub lunch, it's her aunts birthday and her family will all be there. It starts at 3... I said I'll get there late as Palace are on Sky.. she said that's fine. She might just be a keeper. Well anyone is better than Hennessey... Glad it's going well mate always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

elgrande

bedford 06 Sep 17 7.14pm

Originally posted by 7mins

She might just be a keeper.

Well anyone is better than Hennessey...
Glad it's going well mate

always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

chris123 hove actually 06 Sep 17 7.24pm
Originally posted by 7mins Things are going well, we went on a few holidays over the summer (States and Canary Islands). I've even given her a key to my place. She is still letting me play football on Thursdays and see my mates on a fri. This Sunday she invited me to a pub lunch, it's her aunts birthday and her family will all be there. It starts at 3... I said I'll get there late as Palace are on Sky.. she said that's fine. She might just be a keeper. It's the big gloves that's the giveaway.

chris123

hove actually 06 Sep 17 7.24pm

Originally posted by 7mins

She might just be a keeper.

It's the big gloves that's the giveaway.

7mins In the bush 06 Sep 17 9.24pm
Originally posted by elgrande Well anyone is better than Hennessey... Glad it's going well mate Cheers buddy

7mins

In the bush 06 Sep 17 9.24pm

Originally posted by elgrande

Well anyone is better than Hennessey...
Glad it's going well mate

Cheers buddy

HeathMan Purley 06 Sep 17 11.23pm
Originally posted by Michaelawt85 Yes. How's the OP getting on with this lady. We demand an update......! Things are going well, we went on a few holidays over the summer (States and Canary Islands). I've even given her a key to my place. She is still letting me play football on Thursdays and see my mates on a fri. This Sunday she invited me to a pub lunch, it's her aunts birthday and her family will all be there. It starts at 3... I said I'll get there late as Palace are on Sky.. she said that's fine. She might just be a keeper. Meeting her wider family and her understanding your life choices and both good signs. Her attending some cup matches at SP is another good sign. Best wishes.

HeathMan

Purley 06 Sep 17 11.23pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Yes. How's the OP getting on with this lady. We demand an update......!

She might just be a keeper.

Meeting her wider family and her understanding your life choices and both good signs. Her attending some cup matches at SP is another good sign. Best wishes.

7mins In the bush 07 Sep 17 5.40am
Originally posted by HeathMan Originally posted by Michaelawt85 Yes. How's the OP getting on with this lady. We demand an update......! Things are going well, we went on a few holidays over the summer (States and Canary Islands). I've even given her a key to my place. She is still letting me play football on Thursdays and see my mates on a fri. This Sunday she invited me to a pub lunch, it's her aunts birthday and her family will all be there. It starts at 3... I said I'll get there late as Palace are on Sky.. she said that's fine. She might just be a keeper. Meeting her wider family and her understanding your life choices and both good signs. Her attending some cup matches at SP is another good sign. Best wishes. Appreciated

7mins

In the bush 07 Sep 17 5.40am

Originally posted by HeathMan

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Yes. How's the OP getting on with this lady. We demand an update......!

She might just be a keeper.

Meeting her wider family and her understanding your life choices and both good signs. Her attending some cup matches at SP is another good sign. Best wishes.

Appreciated

Flightsequence 07 Sep 17 6.19am
Originally posted by Midlands Eagle What's Babycham? It's when everybody has unprotected sex at an orgy, and people are left wondering afterwards.

Flightsequence

07 Sep 17 6.19am

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

What's Babycham?

It's when everybody has unprotected sex at an orgy, and people are left wondering afterwards.

Lyons550 Shirley 07 Sep 17 8.03am
Originally posted by 7mins Things are going well, we went on a few holidays over the summer (States and Canary Islands). I've even given her a key to my place. She is still letting me play football on Thursdays and see my mates on a fri. This Sunday she invited me to a pub lunch, it's her aunts birthday and her family will all be there. It starts at 3... I said I'll get there late as Palace are on Sky.. she said that's fine. She might just be a keeper. Thats great news 7mins...good stuff. The Voice of Reason In An Otherwise Mediocre World

Lyons550

Shirley 07 Sep 17 8.03am

Originally posted by 7mins

She might just be a keeper.

Thats great news 7mins...good stuff.

The Voice of Reason In An Otherwise Mediocre World

7mins In the bush 07 Sep 17 11.16pm
Originally posted by Lyons550 Thats great news 7mins...good stuff. Thank you

7mins

In the bush 07 Sep 17 11.16pm

Originally posted by Lyons550

Thats great news 7mins...good stuff.

Thank you

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