Ode to Hall & Oates Triumphant Return

Someone said that theres great news
John Oates and Darryl Hall's back
Halls an ageing quiffy ponce
Oates looks like my ball sack

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

i made this thread
i take the cred
my name it is nick gusset
the problem is
my mind's gone blank
oh fock
oh fock
oh fuck it

You were Arfur's minder,
The hard-man Dennis Waterman
But those days are over
You let Ian Beale f*ck your daughter man!

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

a great splurge over the last few days peeps.
keep em cumming

Another for Debbie Harry
You were super sexy
One of pop's true sweeties
But then you hit the cakes and pies
And got type 2 diabetes

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Ode to Bono and U2

Bono you truly make us sick
An opinion on all and sundry
Making pretensious psuedo student rock
Like Sunday Bloody Sunday

You flew your hat first class you see
Whilst lecturing us on carbon
You show us pictures of starving Africans
Do they give you a hard-on ?

Now you have wormed your way in
With Barack Hussain Obama
The next time you fly across the pond
I hope its gagged and cuffed with Osama

So why not shut your big loud trap
It might stop you coming out with crap
So you save the world, youve got the bunts
Then wise up U2 we all think youre c*nts

Edited by The Sash (27 Feb 2009 10:46am)

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014