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Originally posted by robdave2k
Anyone who uses the term "buddy" or worse still "matey" In fact I'd go so far as to say anyone using the latter should have the bubble bath of the same name inserted cap first up the arse so they fart bubbles for weeks for being such a prat. I work at a firm where a large percentage of the sales guys call everyone "fella". And it's not because they can't remember names, just a Jamie Oliver, mockney t***ism that they seem to have all adopted. Oh - and Jamie Oliver. Can't stand him or his moon faced missus either.
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People that piss arse about over signing a birthday card in the office only to end up writing "Happy birthday, have a good one". I have written limericks, abuse, filthy expletives, instructions for novelty sex positions, puns, all sorts of intellectual stuff. Don't get me wrong, write "Happy birthday, have a good one" if you want, but don't sit there and muse over it. Edited by Part Time James (26 Aug 2016 10.35am)
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Dont see any prob.with all of the usual " mate.fella.pal.bud etc etc etc"
Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? |
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Overly tolerant people.
Red and Blue Army! |
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Tottenham Hotspur Football Club.
Well I think Simon's head is large; always involved in espionage. (Name that tune) |
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Oven chips.
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Originally posted by Charlie Croker
I work at a firm where a large percentage of the sales guys call everyone "fella". And it's not because they can't remember names, just a Jamie Oliver, mockney t***ism that they seem to have all adopted. Oh - and Jamie Oliver. Can't stand him or his moon faced missus either. I use "mate" a lot...............usually because I can't remember the f*ckers name...it's an age thing !
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People who get offended purely for the sake of being offended.
Buy Litecoin. |
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Remaking old films, badly. Especially when the film companies do their utmost to describe it in any other way.
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Newcastle fans that have got bored of reading Viz, knocking up teenagers and licking windows. Not implying I have ever encountered any of them though. But if I did I'm sure it'd be annoying.
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Aeroplanes that seem t be coming over every fu*king 10 minutes from London City airport..........where can I buy some heat seeking missiles?
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Newcastle fans that have got bored of reading Viz, knocking up teenagers and licking windows. Do you find that worse than Palace fans who take pleasure in insulting the disabled?
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