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morganistic Flag 27 Feb 09 2.19pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Ode to 10cc
You don't like cricket, oh,
but maybe if you watched a 20/20
you might get into it, no?

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 27 Feb 09 2.23pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Pervs Ode to Bananarama and some other fine laydees

When I was just a wee young lad
You girls sang of Venus
You pranced around all sexy like
So I watched and stroked my p****

Now time has passed and musics changed
Without you things arent so merry
So now I spend my time alone
Jacking off to Katy Perry

At a pinch I grow an inch
If Pink comes on the telly
Its not as good but Ill pull me pud
and splash jizz over me belly

Now you might think
That I am sad just playing with my sack
But there is a line even I dare not cross
And her name is Cilla Black

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morganistic Flag 27 Feb 09 2.24pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Ode to Neil Morrissey (Bob the Builder)
You used to love to splash about
In soaking showers golden
With poor Les Dennis's strumpet ex
The blonde Amanda Holden
You used to p*ss and p*ss and p*ss
You just could not be sated
But f*ck me mate
Have a word
You're way too dehydrated

 

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Ode to Theresa Bazaar
When i watch you on YouTube
My penis more than flickers
I'd love to turn the big clock back
And lick your soaking knickers

 

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morganistic Flag 27 Feb 09 2.47pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Ode to Keith Richards
You used to take so much drugs
But now you're an old fogey
The only thing wedged up your nose
Is one big hairy bogey

 

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keith Flag bracknell 27 Feb 09 2.52pm Send a Private Message to keith Add keith as a friend

ODE TO KC AND HIS SUNSHINE BAND

a pretty cool band that had guitars,
and trumpets, drums and stuff,
you played that song, we sang along,
about young mcanuff.

you went quiet, he went away,
for a while we felt sorrow,
but just you wait and see his face,
when we stuff watford tomorrow?

sorry everyone, first attempt at songwriting???

 
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morganistic Flag 27 Feb 09 2.52pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Ode to Cheryl Cole
You make me w*nk and w*nk all day
I'm really so not messing
But now I think i'll have a break
At last, i'm detumescing

 

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Quote morganistic at 27 Feb 2009 2:41pm

Ode to Theresa Bazaar
When i watch you on YouTube
My penis more than flickers
I'd love to turn the big clock back
And lick your soaking knickers


 

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morganistic Flag 27 Feb 09 2.59pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Quote The Sash at 27 Feb 2009 2:56pm

Quote morganistic at 27 Feb 2009 2:41pm

Ode to Theresa Bazaar
When i watch you on YouTube
My penis more than flickers
I'd love to turn the big clock back
And lick your soaking knickers



you're too kind sash. you have seriously raised the bar here.

so i thought i'd better lower it again...


nice one keith. best thing about this thread, as opposed to the MBC job, is that there's more people on this one.

the more the merrier,
so said... Bryan Ferryer

 

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Quote keith at 27 Feb 2009 2:52pm

ODE TO KC AND HIS SUNSHINE BAND

a pretty cool band that had guitars,
and trumpets, drums and stuff,
you played that song, we sang along,
about young mcanuff.

you went quiet, he went away,
for a while we felt sorrow,
but just you wait and see his face,
when we stuff watford tomorrow?

sorry everyone, first attempt at songwriting???

You keep with it Keith - Morgs is right - The more the merrier mate


 

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Quote morganistic at 27 Feb 2009 2:59pm

Quote The Sash at 27 Feb 2009 2:56pm

Quote morganistic at 27 Feb 2009 2:41pm

Ode to Theresa Bazaar
When i watch you on YouTube
My penis more than flickers
I'd love to turn the big clock back
And lick your soaking knickers



you're too kind sash. you have seriously raised the bar here.

so i thought i'd better lower it again...


nice one keith. best thing about this thread, as opposed to the MBC job, is that there's more people on this one.

the more the merrier,
so said... Bryan Ferryer

I have been on one Morgs thats for sure. Bit like MBC, you know the score, sometimes it just comes as easy as Jodie Marsh..


 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 27 Feb 09 3.18pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Ode to Bucks Fizz

Bobby Gee and Cheryl Baker
Bobby did you ever take her ?
Jay Aston and that poor Mike Nolan
Did she make your bollocks swollen ?
You won the Euros - Hooray for the Fizz
Although you werent exactly E's and whizz

Where are you all now, I bet your sorry
That Mike got hit by that big lorry
Bobbys gone but well done Baker
You ended up a record breaker

Jay, would you do a comeback
Whip off that skirt and show that crack ?
I bet your still quite a looker
Although probably working as a hooker

The Fizz you really were the nuts
I miss you loads, no if or buts
Pastel velour Club Sport jumpers
Showed off Jay and Cheryls bumpers

Well never see your like again
Picking up points ten after ten
These modern bands just look so wooden
So well done the Fizz, the jobs a good un

Edited by The Sash (27 Feb 2009 4:53pm)

 

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