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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 27 Feb 09 3.34pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Short ode to Tony Christie

Is this the way to Amarillo
Hair coiffed up just like a Brillo

 

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morganistic Flag 27 Feb 09 11.51pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Ode to Mary Poppins
you used to have refreshing
toiletary splashbacks
but now the acid's long worn off
you're getting faecal flashbacks

 

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Don Rogers Tache Flag hanging around the local Taco Bell... 28 Feb 09 12.36am

I've decided that I am no longer going to put smilie faces after brilliantly funny posts on this thread.
I'd be doing it all day,every day otherwise!
nickgusset,you truly are a genius for starting this thread and if there is a funniest thread category in the end of season HOL awards,it would be a travesty if this thread doesn't win!

 

I know you are but what am I?

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 28 Feb 09 1.48am

Ode to Jimmy Somerville

you looked like a mr potato-ed
after being microwav-ed
you sang like your balls were being squeez-ed
or were you just giving head
to richard cole
did he comeonyouhard?

 
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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 28 Feb 09 1.52am

Ode to Kevin Rowland

You told everyone
to come on eileen
i bet that pi55ed glenn hoddle off

 
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morganistic Flag 28 Feb 09 11.29am Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Quote morganistic at 27 Feb 2009 11:51pm

Ode to Mary Poppins
you used to have refreshing
toiletary splashbacks
but now the acid's long worn off
you're getting faecal flashbacks


this should, of course, have been an Ode to Mary Ploppins.

and it should have gone in the 'odes to plop stars' thread.

apologies for any inconvenience caused

 

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fubar 28 Feb 09 8.38pm

just seen this is still kicking on nicely, some quality odes on here, top stuff.

 

too far gone.. aint no way back

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morganistic Flag 01 Mar 09 9.19pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

oops wrong thread
i'll get me coat

Edited by morganistic (01 Mar 2009 9:20pm)

 

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fubar 01 Mar 09 9.54pm

bas+ard arabic font doesn't work!.


Edited by fubar (01 Mar 2009 9:55pm)

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 02 Mar 09 1.10pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Ode to Lyndsey De Paul

Blonde of hair, a face so pretty
Lips with a tiny mole on
I once heard my dad,
Say hed like to stick his cock up
Until he reached your colon

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 02 Mar 09 1.12pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Ode to Abba

Bjorn and Benny
Aggie and Anna
You all came from Sweden
Its the land of porn.
And I bet Bjorn
Enjoyed being peed on

Edited by The Sash (02 Mar 2009 1:12pm)

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 02 Mar 09 1.14pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Ode to Lulu

Little Miss Dynamite
Scotlands best
We all loved you Lulu
You did that single with Take That
Sorry luv, it was poo-poo

 

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