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Quote Cucking Funt at 20 Nov 2012 6.41pm
This is all uncannily accurate but you're missing out on the best.....
You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name. |
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AIDS...but then again don't we all?
Part of Holmesdale Radio: The Next Generation Quote cornwalls palace at 24 Oct 2012 9.37am He was right!!!...and we killed him!!... poor Orpinton Eagles........ |
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The Beatles
I have prepared one of my own time capsules. I have placed some rather large samples of dynamite, gunpowder and nitroglycerin. My time capsule is set to go off in the year 3000. It will show them what we are really like. |
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27 Asda's 'own brand' Mincing Gel
As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014 |
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28. The word: "Stop".
WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains. |
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29. Gunts.
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30. Sabotaged burglar alarms.
"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down" |
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31. Having night vision goggles during a powercut in the toilets at the Tory Party Conference.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. (Member of the School of Optimism 1969-2016 inclusive) |
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32. Cleft palettes.
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33 KY Jel Edited by collier row eagle (20 Nov 2012 11.47pm)
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34. Downs Syndrome 35. MRSA
"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down" |
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36. Bum wars
Part of Holmesdale Radio: The Next Generation Quote cornwalls palace at 24 Oct 2012 9.37am He was right!!!...and we killed him!!... poor Orpinton Eagles........ |
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