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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 24 Mar 15 2.37pm
Quote Stuk at 24 Mar 2015 1.37pm Quote The Sash at 24 Mar 2015 12.58pm Quote Johnny Eagles at 24 Mar 2015 12.40pm It's a terrible tragedy and I am in no way making light of that. But it is strange how people have texted me, even though they know it is infinitesimally unlikely that I happened to be on the plane, just because it was flying to Germany and I'm (presumably) one of the only people they know who lives in Germany. It's weird. It's like they almost WANT me to have crashed into some mountains so they can be "closer" to a major news event. Or they just fcking hate you......did they sound disappointed when you answered ? Terrible the spate of air disasters we have had recently - not being the worlds best flier I cant imagine what its like to have those as your final seconds on this planet* Edited by The Sash (24 Mar 2015 1.00pm) A great choice of phrase, when you're effectively not on the planet. Yes, yes... As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 24 Mar 15 2.37pm

Quote Stuk at 24 Mar 2015 1.37pm

Quote The Sash at 24 Mar 2015 12.58pm

Quote Johnny Eagles at 24 Mar 2015 12.40pm

It's a terrible tragedy and I am in no way making light of that.

But it is strange how people have texted me, even though they know it is infinitesimally unlikely that I happened to be on the plane, just because it was flying to Germany and I'm (presumably) one of the only people they know who lives in Germany.

It's weird. It's like they almost WANT me to have crashed into some mountains so they can be "closer" to a major news event.

Or they just f*cking hate you......did they sound disappointed when you answered ?

Terrible the spate of air disasters we have had recently - not being the worlds best flier I cant imagine what its like to have those as your final seconds on this planet

Edited by The Sash (24 Mar 2015 1.00pm)

A great choice of phrase, when you're effectively not on the planet.

Yes, yes...

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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Jamesrichards8 24 Mar 15 2.38pm
Quote Pussay Patrol at 24 Mar 2015 2.26pm I'd strip naked, slapping my cock in peoples faces and molest the fittest birds on the plane whilst singing chirpy chirpy cheap cheap That would be quite a pleasant way for them to go. "I died by hurtling toward the ground whilst some singing bloke rubbed his genitals in my face." It would actually be worse to survive that, actually. When you’re knocked on your back and your life’s a flop...
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Quote Pussay Patrol at 24 Mar 2015 2.26pm

I'd strip naked, slapping my cock in peoples faces and molest the fittest birds on the plane whilst singing chirpy chirpy cheap cheap

That would be quite a pleasant way for them to go. "I died by hurtling toward the ground whilst some singing bloke rubbed his genitals in my face." It would actually be worse to survive that, actually.

When you’re knocked on your back and your life’s a flop...

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jamiemartin721 Reading 24 Mar 15 2.48pm
Quote Pussay Patrol at 24 Mar 2015 2.26pm I'd strip naked, slapping my cock in peoples faces and molest the fittest birds on the plane whilst singing chirpy chirpy cheap cheap I suspect that its all a bit 'last days of caligua' in those moments, when you realize the 'game is up' and all that's left is the accounting. Anything goes I suspect, which if the pilot pulls it out the bag at the last second, will lead to a very awkward flight. "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
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Quote Pussay Patrol at 24 Mar 2015 2.26pm

I'd strip naked, slapping my cock in peoples faces and molest the fittest birds on the plane whilst singing chirpy chirpy cheap cheap

I suspect that its all a bit 'last days of caligua' in those moments, when you realize the 'game is up' and all that's left is the accounting. Anything goes I suspect, which if the pilot pulls it out the bag at the last second, will lead to a very awkward flight.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 24 Mar 15 2.54pm
I hope I'm never in a plane crash. I don't even know the words to chirpy chirpy cheap cheap I'd look well silly Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre London Oratory School SW6 1RX with Superfly in the chorus [Link]
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The sun always shines in Catford 24 Mar 15 2.54pm

I hope I'm never in a plane crash. I don't even know the words to chirpy chirpy cheap cheap I'd look well silly

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
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Canterbury Palace Whitstable 24 Mar 15 2.57pm
Quote Superfly at 24 Mar 2015 2.54pm I hope I'm never in a plane crash. I don't even know the words to chirpy chirpy cheap cheap I'd look well silly I was thinking that. Although presenting my flaccid p**** to a girl wearing a look of horrified revulsion would be quite a fitting way to go. It's not often people can say 'he died how he lived' and it be so accurate. We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...
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Quote Superfly at 24 Mar 2015 2.54pm

I hope I'm never in a plane crash. I don't even know the words to chirpy chirpy cheap cheap I'd look well silly

I was thinking that. Although presenting my flaccid p**** to a girl wearing a look of horrified revulsion would be quite a fitting way to go. It's not often people can say 'he died how he lived' and it be so accurate.

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

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gambler Kent 24 Mar 15 3.08pm
f***ing funny thread. Only happened a few hours ago! Jeez. Keep it going please. Got three hours of sitting about at work until my next job. Need some light entertainment.
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Kent 24 Mar 15 3.08pm

f***ing funny thread.

Only happened a few hours ago! Jeez. Keep it going please. Got three hours of sitting about at work until my next job. Need some light entertainment.

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gegne78 Wellingborough , Northants 24 Mar 15 5.01pm
Amazes me how many planes are up in the air around the UK at one time. Attachment: Screenshot_2015-03-24-16-59-08.png (1,686.26Kb)
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Wellingborough , Northants 24 Mar 15 5.01pm

Amazes me how many planes are up in the air around the UK at one time.

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Harpo Oxfordshire 24 Mar 15 7.58pm
At least they will not be needing heavy lifting gear. The crash site shows that all they will need is a dustpan and brush. In this particular case, I think that for all those aboard, the timeline between life and death would be non-existent. RIP the 150.
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Oxfordshire 24 Mar 15 7.58pm

At least they will not be needing heavy lifting gear.

The crash site shows that all they will need is a dustpan and brush.

In this particular case, I think that for all those aboard, the timeline between life and death would be non-existent.

RIP the 150.

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rednblue4eva Norwood 24 Mar 15 8.15pm
Quote DanH at 24 Mar 2015 12.54pm Quote Johnny Eagles at 24 Mar 2015 12.40pm It's a terrible tragedy and I am in no way making light of that. But it is strange how people have texted me, even though they know it is infinitesimally unlikely that I happened to be on the plane, just because it was flying to Germany and I'm (presumably) one of the only people they know who lives in Germany. It's weird. It's like they almost WANT me to have crashed into some mountains so they can be "closer" to a major news event. So were you on it or not? I doubt it - there were no survivors
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Norwood 24 Mar 15 8.15pm

Quote DanH at 24 Mar 2015 12.54pm

Quote Johnny Eagles at 24 Mar 2015 12.40pm

It's a terrible tragedy and I am in no way making light of that.

It's weird. It's like they almost WANT me to have crashed into some mountains so they can be "closer" to a major news event.

So were you on it or not?

I doubt it - there were no survivors

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 24 Mar 15 8.37pm
Terrible tragedy. Thoughts go out to all the families and friends. My heart goes out to them all. RIP
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Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 24 Mar 15 8.37pm

Terrible tragedy.

Thoughts go out to all the families and friends. My heart goes out to them all.

RIP

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Stuk Top half 24 Mar 15 8.40pm
Quote Harpo at 24 Mar 2015 7.58pm At least they will not be needing heavy lifting gear. The crash site shows that all they will need is a dustpan and brush. In this particular case, I think that for all those aboard, the timeline between life and death would be non-existent. RIP the 150. I heard it took 8 minutes to go down. Optimistic as ever
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Stuk

Top half 24 Mar 15 8.40pm

Quote Harpo at 24 Mar 2015 7.58pm

At least they will not be needing heavy lifting gear.

The crash site shows that all they will need is a dustpan and brush.

In this particular case, I think that for all those aboard, the timeline between life and death would be non-existent.

RIP the 150.

I heard it took 8 minutes to go down.

Optimistic as ever

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the despotic banana Dept. of Baboon Maintenance 24 Mar 15 8.53pm
Quote Stuk at 24 Mar 2015 8.40pm Quote Harpo at 24 Mar 2015 7.58pm At least they will not be needing heavy lifting gear. The crash site shows that all they will need is a dustpan and brush. In this particular case, I think that for all those aboard, the timeline between life and death would be non-existent. RIP the 150. I heard it took 8 minutes to go down. Like a geriatric hooker with lumbago. Ask me about Ronald de Boer.
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