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Calling people 'Coldplay fans' was a step too far. It's not funny, big or clever. Mods?
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The only way you will ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's arse and wait.
Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you. |
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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f*** off!
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Great thread .... You bunch of Fanny ass t***s that only watch what you wanna see on the pitch none of you pricks know anything about football all your views are w*** and go in my bucket of do I give a s*** ! Need a thread like this after every game. Love you all COYP Edited by Pinkfluff1981 (12 Jan 2016 11.01pm)
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In all my time watching football, the very best insult came at my local team, Burgess Hill Town. After a huge mistake from the referee all the adults started shouting abuse at him, probably with a handful of choice words (although the language is fairly well controlled down there). As it died down, the voice of a small child came out of the crowd "shame on you". So concise, so innocent and so perfectly timed that the entire crowd AND the referee laughed.
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You're all dreadful.
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Arse cheese
In dog beers I’ve only had one. |
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You complete and utter Bexleydave
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Quote Part Time James at 23 Dec 2015 12.28pm
You're all a bunch of Coldplay fans Please don't red card me Warning - Please refrain from this kind of insult. Whilst in this thread family, mothers, genetic ancestry and accusations of nonsing and animal bothering will be accepted THERE is a limit to the level of insult that will be tolerated. Ohhhh f*** of you c***
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" |
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Your all bent love Brighton and think Ron Noades's mother was a saint. f*** you all bunch of c***s. Wooow thats really liberating
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" |
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