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Originally posted by matt_himself
As a suggestion, maybe the 'noshee' should full on punch the 'nosher' in the face at the moment of orgasm? I'd like to see that. I like it. You ought to write or direct.
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Originally posted by Frickin Saweet
Doesn't sound very BBC to me - is it on the red button?
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Why do all 'bongo movies' end with a money shot? One of the things I hope I never see in the flesh, is another man ejaculating, which I believe is a bought shared by most chaps, so why do the makers of skin flicks therefore think this is an appropriate way to end their movies? In that case,whatever you do, don't watch any GGG.by john Thompson.
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
In that case,whatever you do, don't watch any GGG.by john Thompson. I am not convinced that girls are that interested in jitler. They mostly seem to want to avoid it in them, or in them, until they decide they wish to reproduce.
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Originally posted by matt_himself
I am not convinced that girls are that interested in jitler. They mostly seem to want to avoid it in them, or in them, until they decide they wish to reproduce. you're meeting the wrong girls, matt
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I have seen a lot of them that end up with a nun doing her toilet in a midget's mouth. You just haven't been looking in the right shops.
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
I read a book on the history of p***.graphy about a decade ago. The origin of the money shot is in the inability to show the 'climax' of sex, as it typically occurs internally. As such p***.graphy developed the idea of showing an external climax as providing a closing scene. Apparently, having climax occur internally didn't provide a suitable conclusion to the film process, or something similarly overly arty.
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There was a video doing the rounds a year or so ago that had an 'alternate' ending. Here's a screenshot of the closing caption. Suffice to say don't open it in your office.
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Don't know what all the fuss is about.....if I'm watching p***.I don't last long enough to see the "money shot" before my money shot.
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Originally posted by martinb75
Yes, I'd say a Florida Honey Blonde. Not sure about the nun but she had a filthy habit.
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Originally posted by Lyons550
Its odd that the creampie is a specific p*** 'subset' rather than the norm.
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Originally posted by matt_himself
If so, it would explain why a significant number of lesbians I have met are completely miserable, humourless types. My theory is, they all signed up to the vag club hoping for an Ellen Page, a Jodie Foster or even a Sam Fox but when they strolled into the lezzer disco, all that was on offer was some sort of Pat Butcher/Joe Bugner hybrid. You're never gonna be the cheeriest when you know you're lumbered with a minger.
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