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Condoms at The Olympics
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 Direwolf  Lincoln 04 Aug 16 8.28pm |
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Reminded me of an old joke: Bloke gets home from work and his wife says "what's this big box that the postie delivered?"
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| Tom-the-eagle Croydon 04 Aug 16 8.57pm |
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Originally posted by PALACE FOR EVER
No its not another sport for The Olympics! The International Olympic Committee provide 450,000 condoms, which is 42 per athlete.
"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit |
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| Part Time James 05 Aug 16 9.07am |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
Because you put them on your John Thomas.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 05 Aug 16 9.18am |
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Originally posted by Stuk
I don't either, but it would be wrong for me to not point out that Heptathletes are by far the fittest. What you get when you don't provide contraception
"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" |
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Frickin Saweet  South Cronx 05 Aug 16 9.44am |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Only after the breaststroke. she'd only be able to do the front crawl after I've finished with her
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| richard shaw (og)65 my minds eye 05 Aug 16 10.22am |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
I kind of fancy the female sprinters and miss the East Germans. I love the bit when they cross the line and pull their shorts out of the bum , the 10 or 20 seconds before is a bit boring
interviewer " iggy , do you think you influenced anybody?" |
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| Part Time James 05 Aug 16 3.06pm |
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449,999 left.
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| Part Time James 05 Aug 16 3.07pm |
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Maybe we ought to do an Olympic condom countdown.
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| Stuk Top half 05 Aug 16 3.27pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Maybe we ought to do an Olympic condom countdown. The Russians have used loads. To smuggle their drugs in.
Optimistic as ever |
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| Inapickle South West 06 Aug 16 7.30pm |
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..why would they waste energy?
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| Old Chap Orpington 06 Aug 16 7.38pm |
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Should be 449,998 as he did 2 cleaners - unless he used the same condom for both of them
Trivial fact - Palace used to win 5-1 at least once a season, maybe next season? |
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| Sportyteacher London 06 Aug 16 8.56pm |
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More condoms than actual spectators?
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