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Teacher + Pupil Join Mile High Club
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 DanH  SW2 27 Jul 17 5.09pm |
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Every time I have sex standing up someone joins the mile high club.
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| YT Oxford 27 Jul 17 5.19pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Wasn't he innocent in the end? I can't remember now! I was only kidding anyway. That said, if it's bald down there it's time to get some ID out I reckon. No he's still residing 'at Her Majesty's Pleasure'. Six years in 2016, so he should be out soon. No offence taken BTW.
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eagleman13  On The Road To Hell & Alicante 27 Jul 17 5.52pm |
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Oh for the days of a hairy beaver......*sigh*
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 27 Jul 17 5.58pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Was that meant to say "Collider" or "Colander"? If it was the latter, is that because you have to strain yourself to get a hardon? That was tenuous at best, sorry. What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with a light on.
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| YT Oxford 27 Jul 17 6.01pm |
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| thegreatlardino crawley/selsey 27 Jul 17 6.02pm |
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just about can have a dump in an aircraft toilet let alone a shag, also after being in there for 3 mins somebody would be banging on the door wanting a dump!
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 27 Jul 17 6.08pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Yes, I suspect my year 5 teacher probably died of liver failure years ago but if he hadn't he'd be whacking himself dry on the darkweb as we speak. Or wacking some monster dry in Wakefield.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 27 Jul 17 6.10pm |
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Sex case. End of. But yeah of course I would. How come all my Physics teachers were male pederasts.
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| YT Oxford 27 Jul 17 6.19pm |
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Originally posted by DanH
Every time I have sex standing up someone joins the mile high club. Is this a manifestation of the Butterfly Effect?
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 27 Jul 17 6.21pm |
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Originally posted by DanH
Every time I have sex standing up someone joins the mile high club. I thought you always had sex bending over?
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NKEagle  Pyongyang 27 Jul 17 6.21pm |
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Originally posted by thegreatlardino
just about can have a dump in an aircraft toilet let alone a shag, also after being in there for 3 mins somebody would be banging on the door wanting a dump! At that age 3 minutes is an eternity. If it had been me, the whole thing probably would have been over before we'd even got the door closed.
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| YT Oxford 27 Jul 17 6.25pm |
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Originally posted by NKEagle
At that age 3 minutes is an eternity. If it had been me, the whole thing probably would have been over before we'd even got the door closed. With the consolation that you could have given it another go 3 minutes later.
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