Don’t think I’m the first to point out your strange obsession with Joel. Reckon it must be linked to the missionary position.

But if you want a stalker I am willing to give it a try.

Inspired by above..

I wonder if he’ll ever score again, the first three letters I’m afraid spell BEN.
He hardly moves to get the shot, if he was in the right place he would get the lot.
I’m astonished he is still in the team, with his penalty miss and one goal in sixteen.
Now it must be time for him to go, so come on Eagles let’s all chant Sako…..

What is it with s***e poems, is this the crap childish poem thred?
Kept us up last season and will come good second half, with support from the fans.
If you think Sako will out score him, whatever you think of Benteke you’re deluded.

Edited by lefty27 (11 Jan 2018 8.13am)

Yup, this is the only possible team to field tomorrow given the injuries. It isn't a bad team either - I've been impressed with PVA (Brighton aside, although I blame his position for that), Kelly as we know has stepped up, TFM has a good game in him and Sako has earnt a start.

Another injury or tired player though and we're stuffed. I can see Lee having to come on for Cabaye at some point.

In training today seen all those we expect to play on Saturday - but no sign of Benteke ?