The Best Pair of Legs in the Business starring Reg Varney (On the Buses) as a drag artist points the needle past the red zone into William Shatner territory - it's so bad it's good. The phrase 'grim fascination' could have been invented for it.

If you've seen Annie Hall, Manhattan, Love and Death, Hannah and her Sisters, Bullets Over Broadway, Broadway Danny Rose - to name but many - and consider each to be "tosh" then there's really nothing anyone can do to help you. (Still, cuts down on the admin to be able to instantly dimsiss such an opinion.)

Edited by Eustace H. Plimsoll (11 Mar 2020 11.25pm)

As a woman, I can step aside, or step up my game...

The worst film has got to be: Full English Breakfast with Dave Courtney in it. Now I like British ganster films, but this is complete rubbish. Wooden acting And awful script. Don't waste nearly 2 hours of your life on this dross.

fck me , I forgot about that. What utter dog 5hiite.

I disengage, I turn the page.

We Still Kill The Old Way.

Hackneyed bollocks as old skool geriatric 60s villains come up against a bunch of stereotype hooded chavs, one of whom has murdered the brother of one of the elderly villains, with thoroughly predictable results. Shocking performances from Lysette "Harvey Weinstein raped me" Anthony and Danny Dyer's dawta merely compound the ghastliness.

How the likes of Ian Ogilvy, James Cosmo, Steven Berkoff and that bloke who played Burnside in 'The Bill' could even consider associating themselves with this steaming turd remains a mystery. More mysterious still is that there have been two even more rancid sequels.

Love that description!! It was awful wasn’t it??!! Obviously the big shoot out in A&E at the end was very realistic!!

Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes your ahead, sometimes your behind, the race is long. But in the end it's only with yourself!!