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Originally posted by Inapickle
..just aim for the bath. I usually do but last time my wife complained that I'd put out one of her candles and got some in her eye.
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lone socks
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People who believe a good education is the only path to intelligence/common sense
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Fair point. As a tip, drink a bottle of White Burgundy followed by a few glasses of VSOP. For some reason I always wake up with a boner and need a piss after drinking that. thanks.
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a small stone in your boots ,you only find once you've laced 'em up.
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Originally posted by Eeagirl
lone socks I have an entire cardboard box of the b******s.. the missing half never to be seen again
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c***s going on about Christmas... and how many shopping Saturday's left until Christmas.. c***s who want to know when they can put the tree up Same c***s who put it up in October and take it down Christmas night..tossers People who take young kids Christmas shopping and allow them to pick all their own presents.. wtf happened to writing a list and the magic of Santa coming c***s who wrap their presents and put them under the tree about 6 weeks in advance of Christmas.. then post a photo on Facebook c***s who overshadow my December birthday with talk about Christmas....
And breathe.... :-)
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
c***s going on about Christmas... and how many shopping Saturday's left until Christmas.. c***s who want to know when they can put the tree up Same c***s who put it up in October and take it down Christmas night..tossers People who take young kids Christmas shopping and allow them to pick all their own presents.. wtf happened to writing a list and the magic of Santa coming c***s who wrap their presents and put them under the tree about 6 weeks in advance of Christmas.. then post a photo on Facebook c***s who overshadow my December birthday with talk about Christmas....
And breathe.... :-) You just described my life!
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Originally posted by Part Time James
You just described my life! I quite like you so don't go spoiling it with all that lol
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
I quite like you so don't go spoiling it with all that lol I was just writing your Christmas card actually. Do you know anyone called Michael with a surname beginning with A? If so, I think I have an alternate use for it.
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I was just writing your Christmas card actually. Do you know anyone called Michael with a surname beginning with A? If so, I think I have an alternate use for it. Michael Aspel
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Michael Aspel Good shout. He probably won't appreciate the naughty limerick though.
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