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 nettletoneagle  market rasen 27 Mar 20 2.15pm |
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle
At least Elvis restricts his lachrimosity to the chapel. He’d better straighten up before the Dixie Cups get there. Meanwhile the Sisters of Mercy are wanted with R Dean Taylor in Indiana Jones and the temple of doom
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Teddy Eagle  27 Mar 20 2.32pm |
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Originally posted by nettletoneagle
Meanwhile the Sisters of Mercy are wanted with R Dean Taylor in Indiana Jones and the temple of doom R Dean should take a tip from his cousin James who’s going to Carolina. In his mind anyway.
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| nettletoneagle market rasen 27 Mar 20 2.41pm |
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle
R Dean should take a tip from his cousin James who’s going to Carolina. In his mind anyway.
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| Teddy Eagle 27 Mar 20 2.44pm |
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Originally posted by nettletoneagle
Gladys Knight won’t be there. She’s off to Georgia at midnight to meet Charlie Daniels and the devil. It’s a rainy night there apparently.
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| nettletoneagle market rasen 27 Mar 20 3.09pm |
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle
Gladys Knight won’t be there. She’s off to Georgia at midnight to meet Charlie Daniels and the devil. It’s a rainy night there apparently. She heard about it through the grapevine... where Elkie Brooks is mistakenly crushing lilacs. Daft cow.
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| Teddy Eagle 27 Mar 20 3.13pm |
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Originally posted by nettletoneagle
She heard about it through the grapevine... where Elkie Brooks is mistakenly crushing lilacs. Daft cow. And it’s said her pearl’s a singer which must add a certain frisson. Unfortunately her Joe is vinegary.
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| nettletoneagle market rasen 27 Mar 20 4.13pm |
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle
And it’s said her pearl’s a singer which must add a certain frisson. Unfortunately her Joe is vinegary.
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| Teddy Eagle 27 Mar 20 4.32pm |
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Originally posted by nettletoneagle
Probably the reason she stands up when she plays the piano.
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| Pete53 Hassocks 28 Mar 20 10.07am |
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A fenced off enclosure containing Jimmy Savile, Gary Glitter, Jonathan King and, just for good measure, Dave Lee Travis. Outside the self same Tiger whose feet were referred to in the Mud hit and the Lion that was previously sleeping in the Tight Fit hit. Neither big cats have been fed for several days. Open the gate and let battle commence.
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 28 Mar 20 10.44am |
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the gate has already been opened by Gary Davies, Peter Powell and diddy David Hamilton
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| Teddy Eagle 28 Mar 20 1.52pm |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
the gate has already been opened by Gary Davies, Peter Powell and diddy David Hamilton Gary Davies is currently dealing with the sloppy bit and Tony Blackburn is hors de combat after being savaged by Arnold.
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| nettletoneagle market rasen 28 Mar 20 8.13pm |
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle
Gary Davies is currently dealing with the sloppy bit and Tony Blackburn is hors de combat after being savaged by Arnold. Back up has arrived as Alan 'Fluff' Freeman, Ed 'Stewpot ' Stewart and Pete 'Pete' Murray burst on to the scene
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