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Hoof Hearted 11 Jul 15 10.25am | |
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NOT SAFE FOR WORK!! Joe Pesci in Casino 21 F words in 2 minutes!
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Two crackers spring to mind. Alan Rickman in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, to buxom serving wench: My room, 10 o'clock .... and bring a friend. The other is one of those Essex boys-type movies. Tamer Hasan on his way to a party with girlfriend dressed in an Ann Summers nurses outfit. "Just because I'm wearing this doesn't mean I'm a real f...ing nurse" snaps our heorine.
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Hoof's contribution above made me think of this: [Link]
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Quote Pete53 at 09 Jul 2015 2.48pm
Last scene in Some Like it Hot ( you need the preceding lines to appreciate the final one) Jerry: Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all. Osgood: Why not? Jerry: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde. Osgood: Doesn't matter. Jerry: I smoke! I smoke all the time! Osgood: I don't care. Jerry: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player. Osgood: I forgive you. Jerry: [tragically] I can never have children! Osgood: We can adopt some. Jerry: But you don't understand, Osgood! Ohh... [Jerry finally gives up and pulls off his wig] Jerry: [normal voice] I'm a man! Osgood: [shrugs] Well, nobody's perfect! [Jerry looks on with disbelief as Osgood continues smiling with indifference. Fade out]
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Quote Cannonball at 06 Jul 2015 3.15pm
I always liked this from "The Third Man" "In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed. They produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock." I work in Vienna and see the Riesenrad every day - and agree great movie.
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. [drops mic, walks away]
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I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope. Sometimes it makes me sad, though... Andy being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.
Andy crawled to freedom through five-hundred yards of s*** smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want too. Five-Hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.
"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit |
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See below. From "what they do in the shadows"
In dog beers I’ve only had one. |
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"Infamy Infamy, they've all got it Infamy" :-)
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Quote monkey at 15 Jul 2015 7.05am
"Infamy Infamy, they've all got it Infamy" :-)
You're asking me what it's all about, and I can't tell you because I don't know what's going on myself. |
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Agree OP Also Casablanca - entire script. Finally: You've been beaten up, slapped, shot full of hop until you were as crazy as two waltzing mice; now let's see you do something really tough, like getting up.
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Cashier: "All……..bets……. are…….off! If all bets are off ,there can’t be any money, can there?" Sol: (yelling and brandishing a shooter at her): "I ain’t f***in' buying that!" Cashier: "Well that’s 'andy, 'cos I ain’t f***in selling it."
We are the goon squad and we're going to town. Beep Beep! |
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