He's currently a pig in Man Ure. As a suggestion this is proposturous, I've never sausage a thing in my life! It's snout my style to shoot down ideas but this is so funny it's crackling me up. I think if he came here he'd try to hog the limelight too much and that would effect the other players. Sow what if he's won a World Cup!! Bacon his day he was good but now he's not good enough. To be honest this thread has become a bit of a boar.

Guys hats off to all of you, I retire from the contest. Pigs will fly if we sign Benteke

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Brings me out in a rasher thinking about it..

He'll go to West Ham.

I forgot to add that it might prove to be a porcine of the times if we take on this player....

He'll go back to Germany. Hamburg or Frankfurter. Maybe Portugal. Porko?